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12-06-2021, 11:58 PM - 1 Like   #4501
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QuoteOriginally posted by Photos-by-Chas Quote
Seems to me that common sense and logic would dictate that care. However, there are those in whom the aforementioned thought processes do not exist.
'Common Sense' - so named (ironically) due to its extreme rarity.

12-07-2021, 07:36 AM   #4502
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Seems to me that common sense and logic would dictate that care. However, there are those in whom the aforementioned thought processes do not exist.
Read, if you never have. the sign-off below, something I've been saying since the late 1980's. But anyone calling for common sense or truth is tempting the fate of Laocoon.
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A topical one for the UK and the front page of tomorrow's papers.
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Many a true word spoken in jest

12-07-2021, 05:44 PM   #4504
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QuoteOriginally posted by slartibartfast01 Quote
A topical one for the UK and the front page of tomorrow's papers.
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Many a true word spoken in jest
The same thing is often said about inmates in prisons.

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QuoteOriginally posted by Photos-by-Chas Quote
The same thing is often said about inmates in prisons.
On a Venn diagram of politicians and criminals I bet that wouldn’t be the only overlap!!
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QuoteOriginally posted by timb64 Quote
On a Venn diagram of politicians and criminals
I'm sure lawyers were the group in question when I first heard this joke and if we are grouping politicians and crims there will be a lot of overlap with them!
12-08-2021, 04:13 AM   #4507
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QuoteOriginally posted by Photos-by-Chas Quote
The same thing is often said about inmates in prisons.
Usually known as 'Egyptian Swimmers' - in denial

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Dear Santa,
I am writing you on sandpaper because I know what you did with last year's letter.
Yours sincerely .......
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Dear Santa:

Give me an unlimited expense account at B&H and next year instead of cookies, I'll leave you a beer.

BTW: Do you have any frozen venison?
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It appears that there was once a weather forecaster in the USSR, a prominent member of the Communist Party, whose name was Rudolf.

One day, he looked out of his window and remarked to his wife 'It is Raining !'

She in her turn looked up from her knitting, surveyed the vista before her, and said 'No, it is Snowing,' then returned to her knitting.








Her husband smiled on her tenderly, and said :



'Rudolf The Red knows rain, dear.'
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I went to the paint store to get thinner....it didn't work.
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The most used sexual position for married couples is "doggy style": the husband sits up and begs, and the wife rolls over and play dead.
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This is way old, everyone has heard it, it's probably been posted on this thread at least once, but just in case there are still a few innocents among Pentaxians:

Girl friend: "Are you done already?"

Prostitute : "Aren't you done yet?"

Wife: "The ceiling needs painting."

But when you retire she says: "Take the blue pill."
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QuoteOriginally posted by Kunzite Quote
The most used sexual position for married couples is "doggy style": the husband sits up and begs, and the wife rolls over and play dead.
I asked my ex for 'doggy style' - but she wouldn't wear the lead.
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QuoteOriginally posted by 35mmfilmfan Quote
I asked my ex for 'doggy style' - but she wouldn't wear the lead.
At least she didn’t poo on the carpet and bite the postman!!
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