[StiffLegged]

I like the one about Mullah Nasruddin who told the gathering of villagers:-

Nasruddin: I have seen the king, and he spoke to me!
Villagers: Ooooh!
Village idiot: What did he say??
Nasruddin: (whispers) Get out of the way!

[robtcorl]

Me:
I don't believe I've played golf this badly before.

My caddie:
I didn't realize you had played golf before, Sir.

[Photos-by-Chas]

Me:
I don't believe I've played golf this badly before.

My caddie:
I didn't realize you had played golf before, Sir.

That describes my golf game, and why I gave it up.

[timb64]

That describes my golf game, and why I gave it up.

“Golf.A good walk spoiled!”

[bertwert]

I think Robin Williams sums up golf quite well - look up the bit if you haven't seen it

[Parallax]

Baseball: Someone is trying to hit a ball that's moving at 90+ miles per hour and the onlookers are screaming their heads off.

Golf: Someone is trying to hit a ball that's completely stationary but everybody has to be absolutely silent.

[cartesio]

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
“This,” she said, “I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?”
“No, madam,” replied the attendant. “That one’s called a mirror.”

[Martin Stu]

[Racer X 69]

Me:
I don't believe I've played golf this badly before.

My caddie:
I didn't realize you had played golf before, Sir.

That describes my golf game, and why I gave it up.

“Golf.A good walk spoiled!”

I think Robin Williams sums up golf quite well - look up the bit if you haven't seen it

Baseball: Someone is trying to hit a ball that's moving at 90+ miles per hour and the onlookers are screaming their heads off.

Golf: Someone is trying to hit a ball that's completely stationary but everybody has to be absolutely silent.

Golf is pasture pool.

A great way to spend the day with your best buddies, hacking about the pasture drinking beer.

[Martin Stu]

joke

[MarkJerling]

Golf is pasture pool.

A great way to spend the day with your best buddies, hacking about the pasture drinking beer.

It's even better if you throw away the clubs, stop walking and drink beer.

[Racer X 69]

It's even better if you throw away the clubs, stop walking and drink beer.

Well, I suppose. Don't need a reason to drink beer.

But I rather enjoy the clubs and the walk, particularly on a nice day, although I have played when the greens and fairways were frozen. Backspin is pointless when the playing field is frozen. The ball keeps going.

But yeah, walking around a pasture, drinking beer, and smacking little white balls helps shed the aggression built up from a week in the Rat Race. Every swing is a swing at one of many Jackwads that challenged my resolve.

I always feel cleansed after a round of pasture pool. 9 holes is good, 18 even better.

Oh, and sometimes we have a Cuban. I prefer the Cohiba.

[MarkJerling]

But see, if you walk around your pool table at home, there's no need to stray too far from the fridge or find the ball in the rough!

[MarkJerling]

Back to jokes....

As a couple approaches the altar, the groom tells his wife-to-be, "Honey, I've got something to confess: I'm a golf nut, and every chance I get, I'll be playing golf!"

"Since we're being honest," replies the bride, "I have to tell you that I'm a hooker."

The groom replies, "That's okay, honey. You just need to learn to keep your head down and your left arm straight.”

[Photos-by-Chas]

It's even better if you throw away the clubs, stop walking and drink beer.

I'm not much of a beer drinker so I get my fresh air and mental cleansing via "wind therapy" while riding my motorcycle.