A woman tries getting on a bus but realises her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped & it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed & with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn't. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more & again was unable to take the step. After becoming quite frustrated & embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more legroom to get on the first step of the bus. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist & placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic & turned to the would-be Samaritan & yelled
" How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are".
The Texan smiled & drawled
" Well ma'am, normally I'd agree with you but after you unzipped my fly 3 times I kinda figured we were friends".