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03-06-2022, 08:06 AM - 1 Like   #4786
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QuoteOriginally posted by 35mmfilmfan Quote
It seems that once there was a surgeon, whose work was exemplary - led his team well, ensured the less-experienced members were fully aware of procedures, asked for instruments politely, ensured all foreign objects were removed from the incision etc - in short, the man you would choose for any invasive surgery.



He had, unfortunately, one minor failing - when it came to actually closing an incision, he suffered from indecision, and had to take his time to ensure he made no errors. Then a book was recommended to him, and after reading it, his confidence improved dramatically.




The book was called The Calmer Suture.
Am glad he read the book. Otherwise colleagues would say with derision, he had precision incision indecision.

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Now that is really funny.
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on the advice of a doctor


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Those interested in 'Days of Yore' may like some information concerning the famed Knights at King Arthur's Court :

Knights of the Round Table.

Designed by - Sir Cumference

Unnecessary Knight - Sir Plus

Alcoholic Knight - Sir Osis of the liver

French Knight - Sir Cumflex

Rotating Knight - Sir Cles

Court chiropodist - Sir Feet

Knight who says 'Boo!' - Sir Prise

Knight who will never use two or threee words when a couple of thousand will easily do - Sir Cumlocutory

Perverted Knight - Sir Vice

Disgusting Knight - Sir Vile

Sinuous Knight - Sir Pentine

Knight who gives injections - Sir Inge

Operating Knight - Sir Geon

Educated Knight - Sir Tificated

'Mod' Knight - Sir Face
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Those interested in 'Days of Yore' may like some information concerning the famed Knights at King Arthur's Court :

Knights of the Round Table.

Designed by - Sir Cumference

Unnecessary Knight - Sir Plus

Alcoholic Knight - Sir Osis of the liver

French Knight - Sir Cumflex

Rotating Knight - Sir Cles

Court chiropodist - Sir Feet

Knight who says 'Boo!' - Sir Prise

Knight who will never use two or threee words when a couple of thousand will easily do - Sir Cumlocutory

Perverted Knight - Sir Vice

Disgusting Knight - Sir Vile

Sinuous Knight - Sir Pentine

Knight who gives injections - Sir Inge

Operating Knight - Sir Geon

Educated Knight - Sir Tificated

'Mod' Knight - Sir Face
And don’t forget the profanely entertaining knight: Sir Cuss
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And the knight who owes labor to his master - Sir Vitude

The Knight who is never wrong - Sir Tainty

The knight in charge of events - Sir Amony

The Knight in charge of the meat pantry - Sir Loin

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The Knight of the situation: Sir Cumstance

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The Knight fiinding unexpected things - Sir Endipity
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And the (k)night stuck in a dream state: Sir Real
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With their (k)night cook: Sir Mix-a-lot
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With their (k)night cook: Sir Mix-a-lot
And his kitchen hands, Sam and Ella.
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The knight who would not fight - Sir Ender.

The knight who had too much of everything - Sir Feit

The preachy knight - Sir Mon
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The knight with a tight foreskin, Sir Cumsision.

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The knight who administered his medicine ….ahem…internally- Sir Positary
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