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slartibartfast01 · 03-13-2022, 04:09 PM - **1 Like**

The knight from Kingston Upon Thames - Sir Biton.

**cartesio** · 03-14-2022, 02:59 AM - **1 Like**

The Knight who always lost - Sir Render

35mmfilmfan · 03-14-2022, 04:23 AM

Ye Knight who associated with Dorothy, The Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion - Sir Tin.

35mmfilmfan · 03-14-2022, 04:23 AM - **1 Like**

Not to mention King Arthur's dog -

Rin Tin Tagel

35mmfilmfan · 03-14-2022, 03:52 PM - **3 Likes**

Don't forget - once a King, always a King -

But once a Knight is enough

**clackers** · 03-14-2022, 08:43 PM - **9 Likes**

A man stumbles across an old lamp in his work office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his boss gets double.

The man asks for his first wish. He says: “The first thing I want is a million dollars.”

The genie says: “Okay, but you know that your boss gets two million.”

The man said: “That’s okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise.”

The genie says: “Then your boss will have two beautiful houses.”

The man replied: “That’s fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to donate one of my kidneys.”

**WPRESTO** · 03-15-2022, 06:24 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan

Don't forget - once a King, always a King -

But once a Knight is enough

Remember the Medieval proverb: A man who goes to bed early to save on candles begets twins.

Parallax · 03-15-2022, 03:38 PM - **11 Likes**

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normhead · 03-15-2022, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

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Awesome....

35mmfilmfan · 03-16-2022, 02:04 AM - **6 Likes**

A young lad was with his grandfather in the garden, when they spotted a worm emerge from its burrow and begin to crawl across the ground. The old man turned to the kid and said 'I'll give you a pound if you can put that worm back into its burrow.' The lad tried, but could not manage the task. Then he took the worm indoors, returning a moment later with it as stiff as a pencil, and proceeded to put the worm back whence it had originated. The old man, amazed at this, handed over a pound note (old joke, this), then asked the boy how he had accomplished the seemingly impossible task.

'Simple', said the boy, 'I just sprayed the worm with my sister's hair spray.'

The next day, the old man gave the boy a five pound note. The lad asked why, since he had already received a pound for his ingenuity. 'Oh', said his grandad -

'That's from your grandmother.'

GlassCannon · 03-17-2022, 07:57 AM - **1 Like**

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what he’s talking about? I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

normhead · 03-17-2022, 08:35 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by GlassCannon

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what he’s talking about? I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

Welcome to the forum....

**WPRESTO** · 03-17-2022, 09:41 AM

Wife: Your don't pay any attention to me any more.

Husband ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

35mmfilmfan · 03-17-2022, 11:11 AM - **3 Likes**

A man was talking to a girl in a pub, when her mother came and joined them. Courteously, he stood when she arrived, then offered her a drink. She smiled, but shook her head.

The girl said 'Mother does not drink - she tried it once, but didn't like it.'

'I see' said the man.

The man then offered the lady a cigarette - again she smiled, and shook her head.

The girl said 'Mother does not smoke - she tried it once, but didn't like it.'

'I see' said the man.

'I assume you have no brothers or sisters ?'

robtcorl · 03-17-2022, 03:09 PM - **8 Likes**

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03-14-2022, 03:52 PM - 3 Likes	#4805
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,342	Don't forget - once a King, always a King - But once a Knight is enough

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clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	A man stumbles across an old lamp in his work office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his boss gets double. The man asks for his first wish. He says: “The first thing I want is a million dollars.” The genie says: “Okay, but you know that your boss gets two million.” The man said: “That’s okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise.” The genie says: “Then your boss will have two beautiful houses.” The man replied: “That’s fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to donate one of my kidneys.”

03-15-2022, 06:24 AM - 3 Likes	#4807
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,142	Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan Don't forget - once a King, always a King - But once a Knight is enough Remember the Medieval proverb: A man who goes to bed early to save on candles begets twins.

03-15-2022, 04:36 PM	#4809
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Parallax .................. Awesome....

03-16-2022, 02:04 AM - 6 Likes	#4810
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,342	A young lad was with his grandfather in the garden, when they spotted a worm emerge from its burrow and begin to crawl across the ground. The old man turned to the kid and said 'I'll give you a pound if you can put that worm back into its burrow.' The lad tried, but could not manage the task. Then he took the worm indoors, returning a moment later with it as stiff as a pencil, and proceeded to put the worm back whence it had originated. The old man, amazed at this, handed over a pound note (old joke, this), then asked the boy how he had accomplished the seemingly impossible task. 'Simple', said the boy, 'I just sprayed the worm with my sister's hair spray.' The next day, the old man gave the boy a five pound note. The lad asked why, since he had already received a pound for his ingenuity. 'Oh', said his grandad - 'That's from your grandmother.'

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GlassCannon New Member Join Date: Mar 2022 Posts: 3	My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what he’s talking about? I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

03-17-2022, 08:35 AM - 1 Like	#4812
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by GlassCannon My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what he’s talking about? I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine! Welcome to the forum....

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35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,342	A man was talking to a girl in a pub, when her mother came and joined them. Courteously, he stood when she arrived, then offered her a drink. She smiled, but shook her head. The girl said 'Mother does not drink - she tried it once, but didn't like it.' 'I see' said the man. The man then offered the lady a cigarette - again she smiled, and shook her head. The girl said 'Mother does not smoke - she tried it once, but didn't like it.' 'I see' said the man. 'I assume you have no brothers or sisters ?'

03-17-2022, 03:09 PM - 8 Likes	#4815
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