Originally posted by cartesio A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Two bulls were conversing in a pasture and noticed a few heifers in the next pasture. They decided to jump the fence and see if they could hook up with one or two. One bull approached a cute young cow. She winked at him and asked, "You're Ferdinand the Bull, right?"
He answered, "No, just ferdinand, that fence was higher than I thought it was."