Originally posted by Parallax A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father’s time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.
First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.
Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash
Lawyer jokes,one of the last socially acceptable forms of prejudice.If you or a loved one are a lawyer,substitute "politician" for lawyer.If you're a politician with a legal background,tough you had it coming!
Two lawyers are in line at the bank when it's raided.As the robbers walk down the line relieving the customers of their cash and valuables one lawyer turns to the other and says "Hey Fred, here's that $100 I owe you".
What do you call a cruise liner full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A start!
How do you stop a lawyer drowning?
Take your foot off his neck!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a sack of manure?
The sack!