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**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 04:55 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Riggomatic

Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mom asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'

Just what we needed to lighten things up

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**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 04:58 AM - **1 Like**

There are many lists of student errors that are amusing. Did you know that Magellan circumcised the world with a wooden clipper?

timb64 · 08-19-2018, 05:02 AM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

There are many lists of student errors that are amusing. Did you know that Magellan circumcised the world with a wooden clipper?

Ouch

**Riggomatic** · 08-19-2018, 05:03 AM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

There are many lists of student errors that are amusing. Did you know that Magellan circumcised the world with a wooden clipper?

Ouch!

**Digitalis** · 08-19-2018, 05:21 AM - **1 Like**

An apopheniac and apareidoiliac walk into a church...
I think this has thepotential for being the intro to the funniest joke of all time.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 05:46 AM - **2 Likes**

You've never heard the catalog of student errors?

The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cul-minated by irritation. The Egyptians built pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pramids now form a mountain range between Spain and France.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 05:52 AM

And everyone knows that the government of England is a limited mockery.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 05:54 AM

Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of 100 men.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 05:55 AM

The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the annals of human history.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 06:00 AM - **2 Likes**

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 06:00 AM - **1 Like**

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 06:01 AM

When you breath you inspire. When you do not breath you expire.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 06:03 AM

Dew forms on leaves when the sun shines on them and makes them perspire*.

*presumably the student had no knowledge of gutation.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 06:04 AM - **1 Like**

The pistol of a flower is only for protection against insects*

*Presumably plants have been covered by "stand your ground" laws much longer than humans have.

**WPRESTO** · 08-19-2018, 06:06 AM

Tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends toward the moon because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.

08-19-2018, 04:55 AM - 1 Like	#991
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	Originally posted by Riggomatic Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mom asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.' Just what we needed to lighten things up.

08-19-2018, 06:04 AM - 1 Like	#1004
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	The pistol of a flower is only for protection against insects* Presumably plants have been covered by "stand your ground" laws much longer than humans have. Last edited by WPRESTO; 08-20-2018 at 09:42 AM.*

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08-19-2018, 04:58 AM - 1 Like	#992
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	There are many lists of student errors that are amusing. Did you know that Magellan circumcised the world with a wooden clipper?

08-19-2018, 05:02 AM	#993
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,514	Originally posted by WPRESTO There are many lists of student errors that are amusing. Did you know that Magellan circumcised the world with a wooden clipper? Ouch

08-19-2018, 05:03 AM	#994
Riggomatic Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Auburn, Indiana Photos: Albums Posts: 3,886	Originally posted by WPRESTO There are many lists of student errors that are amusing. Did you know that Magellan circumcised the world with a wooden clipper? Ouch!

08-19-2018, 05:21 AM - 1 Like	#995
Digitalis Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Melbourne, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,694	An apopheniac and apareidoiliac walk into a church... I think this has thepotential for being the intro to the funniest joke of all time.

08-19-2018, 05:46 AM - 2 Likes	#996
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	You've never heard the catalog of student errors? The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cul-minated by irritation. The Egyptians built pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pramids now form a mountain range between Spain and France.

08-19-2018, 05:52 AM	#997
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	And everyone knows that the government of England is a limited mockery.

08-19-2018, 05:54 AM	#998
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of 100 men.

08-19-2018, 05:55 AM	#999
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the annals of human history.

08-19-2018, 06:00 AM - 2 Likes	#1000
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

08-19-2018, 06:00 AM - 1 Like	#1001
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.

08-19-2018, 06:01 AM	#1002
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	When you breath you inspire. When you do not breath you expire.

08-19-2018, 06:03 AM	#1003
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	Dew forms on leaves when the sun shines on them and makes them perspire. presumably the student had no knowledge of gutation.

08-19-2018, 06:06 AM	#1005
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,139	Tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends toward the moon because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.

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