Which of King Arthur's knights liked to measure the round table?
Sir Cumference
Which of King Arthur's knights lived the longest?
Sir Vive
Which of King Arthur's knights was never needed?
Sir Plus
Which of King Arthur's knights walked round the table?
Sir Kit
Which of King Arthur's people was most like a bird?
Merlin
Earlier today my teacher was wondering why my books were on my head, I replied " I am learning by osmosis."
I started band called 1023 MB but I haven't had a gig.
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make everything up.