Originally posted by timb64 Walt,I'm pretty sure dark chocolate has some "good" qualities,quite apart from it's great taste.And anyway sticking to an obsessively healthy diet won't necessarily make you live longer,it just seems like it!
Patient goes in to visit his doctor for a physical at 60. After the physical, the patient asks, “Well Dr., do you think I’ll live to 80.”
Dr. looks at the chart and says “I see from your chart that you don’t smoke”.
Patients says “Oh no, I have never smoked”.
Dr. says to patient “Do you drink?”.
Patient says “I definitely don’t do that”.
Dr. asks “Then do you chase women?”.
Patient answers “I most definitely would never do that”.
Dr. studies chart and then looks up at the patient in says “well, if you don’t smoke, don’t drink and don’t chase women then why do you want to live to 80?”.
DAZ
Last edited by DAZ; 04-23-2017 at 05:19 PM.