Originally posted by bxf In keeping with the theme...
A bunch of English people were on a fox hunt in the forest. One man took a somewhat blind shot into the woods, upon which a red faced gentleman jumped out and exclaimed "I say old man, you almost shot my wife!".
The shooter replied "Oh, did I? Awfully sorry, old chap. Do have a shot at mine over there".
That reminded me of the old joke of the two old colonials sitting on the porch at Shady Pines, when the one says to the other: (Read in your best stiff upper lip English accent)
"And there we were, old boy, our guide and the dogs were upwind and the next moment, the largest lion you have ever seen walked out of the tall grass, right in front of us. And he went RRROOAARRR....... And you know, old boy - I think I crapped myself."
The other replies: "Well old chap. In the circumstances, confronted with such a savage beast, I think it's perfectly understandable that you may have lost control of your bowels. Think nothing of it."
To which the first replies: "No, no old boy. Not
then, now when I went RRROOAARRR."