Funny Quotes from Employee Performance Evaluations
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
I would not allow this employee to breed.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered in a trap.
When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
She sets low personal standards, then consistently fails to achieve them.
This employee should go far --- and the sooner he starts, the better.
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.