Warning, proceed at your own risk.
A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy"s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That"s about as far as I got, too."
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Man to woman sitting at a bar: I am a man of few words. Will you or won't you?
Woman: Your place or mine?
Man: If you're going to make such a big deal about this let's just forget the whole thing.
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Man to woman sitting at a bar: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Yes
Man: Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?
Woman, indignantly: What kind of a girl do you think I am?
Man: We've already established that. Now we're just haggling over price.
Last edited by bxf; 08-02-2017 at 06:11 PM.