Two photographers are in the men’s room at the urinal. One guy is a Canonian and the other a Nikonian.
The Nikon guy finishes his business first. He simply zips his fly and heads for the door.
As he was leaving, the Canon guy turns his head towards him and says “ Excuse me, Canon photographers wash our hands when we are finished urinating.”
The Nikon guy says ” I understand, but us Nikon guys don’t pee on our hands.”
Top ten reasons to date a photographer:
- They work well in the dark
- They’re used to funny smells
- They make things develop
- They work well on many settings
- They know how to focus
- They can make big things look small and small things look big
- They work well from many different angles
- They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out…
- They shoot in many different locations
- They can find the beauty in anything
St Peter and Lucifer were at the gates admiring the clouds when the subject got onto photography.
They couldn’t agree on whether Heaven or Hell had the best photographers, so they decided to arrange a photo contest.
St Peter rubbed his hands with glee and Lucifer demanded to know why he was looking so smug.
“ Well,” said St Peter, “in Heaven we have all the best photographers.”
Lucifer slowly raised his head, grinned and replied “Ah, but we have all the judges…”