A circus owner puts an ad out for a lion tamer. One applicant is Brett, a retired footballer in his sixties and the other is Melinda, a gorgeous blonde in her twenties.
The owner tells them. "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is a ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - chair, whip and gun. Who wants to try out first?"
Melinda says, "I'll go first."
She walks right past the chair, the whip and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.
He turns to Brett and asks, "I've never seen a display like that. Can you top it?"
The tough old footballer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
Last edited by clackers; 10-03-2017 at 03:04 PM.