The following is a joke, so please refrain from making any PC-type comments. And anyway, I'm half allowed...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were discussing the subject of how they divide the money they collect between their own needs and those of God.
The priest says "well, I draw a line on the floor, then I toss all the money up in the air. What falls on one side of the line is mine, and what falls on the other side is for the Lord.
The minister says "I do something similar. I draw a large circle on the floor then I toss all the money up in the air. What falls within the circle is for me, and the rest is for the Lord.
The rabbi says "yes, I do something similar too. I toss all the money up in the air and I say "here God, take what you want". What he takes is his, and the rest is for me".