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Liney · 07-15-2018, 03:07 AM - **8 Likes**

A group of men are getting changed in the changing room of a rather select gentlemans club, when a mobile phone rings. One man pick it up and said "Hello?" the rest of the men heard one side of the conversation which went something like this:

"Yes i know what you're talking about"
"Well how much is it? 20 thousand?"
"Well for that price why not get two"
"Yes, two"
"Well I'm sure there is somewhere you can put the second one?"
"Yes the other one could be at the weekend country house"
"If you think there needs to be another new BMW get one"
"Why bother with a 5 series, just go for a 7 series.."
"Anything for you....bye"!

The man disconnected the call and looked at the mobile phone. He then looked around the other men who had been listening intently to the conversation

"Anyone know who's phone this is?"

Unregistered User 8 · 07-22-2018, 05:26 AM - **2 Likes**

Wife says to her husband during a love making session: " Oh darling, please say dirty things to me !! "

Husband: " The bathroom, and the kitchen floor. "

robtcorl · 07-27-2018, 10:10 AM - **5 Likes**

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad I finally had to take his bike away.

robtcorl · 07-27-2018, 10:29 AM - **7 Likes**

I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.

torashi · 07-27-2018, 10:38 AM - **1 Like**

If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving them or capturing the moment, what aperture will you use?

torashi · 07-27-2018, 10:45 AM - **7 Likes**

https://xkcd.com/1014/

robtcorl · 07-27-2018, 03:02 PM - **10 Likes**

Want to see if your wife or your dog loves you best?

Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour, then see which one is most glad to see you.

lesmore49 · 07-27-2018, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by torashi

If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving them or capturing the moment, what aperture will you use?

Hmmmnnn....tough one....F8.

**WPRESTO** · 07-28-2018, 04:19 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by lesmore49

Hmmmnnn....tough one....F8.

The question was asked before, and the correct answer is : be sure the lens is WR because the subject might be heedlessly splashing.

torashi · 07-28-2018, 10:42 PM

As Nelly would sing: It's getting dark in here, so drop off all your jokes…

Ian Stuart Forsyth · 07-29-2018, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by torashi

If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving them or capturing the moment, what aperture will you use?

I would do both save them in raw+jpeg and use f/4

ManhattanProject · 07-29-2018, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by torashi

xkcd: Car Problems

Sometimes XKCD just "gets it"

MarkJerling · 07-29-2018, 03:05 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Want to see if your wife or your dog loves you best?

Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour, then see which one is most glad to see you.

Dang Bob. I have coffee coming out of my nose.

**clackers** · 07-29-2018, 04:50 PM - **5 Likes**

Two elderly women had been friends for many decades.

Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week.

One day, one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me … I know we've been friends a long time but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought but can't remember it! Please tell me."

Her friend glared at her for a long time, then sighed: "How soon do you need to know?"

**ThomSirveaux** · 07-30-2018, 02:17 PM - **3 Likes**

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes a parent.

.... I'll show myself out.

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07-15-2018, 03:07 AM - 8 Likes	#916
Liney Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 1,237	A group of men are getting changed in the changing room of a rather select gentlemans club, when a mobile phone rings. One man pick it up and said "Hello?" the rest of the men heard one side of the conversation which went something like this: "Yes i know what you're talking about" "Well how much is it? 20 thousand?" "Well for that price why not get two" "Yes, two" "Well I'm sure there is somewhere you can put the second one?" "Yes the other one could be at the weekend country house" "If you think there needs to be another new BMW get one" "Why bother with a 5 series, just go for a 7 series.." "Anything for you....bye"! The man disconnected the call and looked at the mobile phone. He then looked around the other men who had been listening intently to the conversation "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

07-22-2018, 05:26 AM - 2 Likes	#917
Unregistered User 8 Closed Account Join Date: Mar 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,694	Wife says to her husband during a love making session: " Oh darling, please say dirty things to me !! " Husband: " The bathroom, and the kitchen floor. "

07-27-2018, 10:10 AM - 5 Likes	#918
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I finally had to take his bike away.

07-27-2018, 10:29 AM - 7 Likes	#919
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

07-27-2018, 10:38 AM - 1 Like	#920
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving them or capturing the moment, what aperture will you use?

07-27-2018, 10:45 AM - 7 Likes	#921
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	https://xkcd.com/1014/

07-27-2018, 03:02 PM - 10 Likes	#922
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Want to see if your wife or your dog loves you best? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour, then see which one is most glad to see you.

07-27-2018, 03:29 PM	#923
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,350	Originally posted by torashi If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving them or capturing the moment, what aperture will you use? Hmmmnnn....tough one....F8.

07-28-2018, 04:19 AM - 1 Like	#924
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,144	Originally posted by lesmore49 Hmmmnnn....tough one....F8. The question was asked before, and the correct answer is : be sure the lens is WR because the subject might be heedlessly splashing.

07-28-2018, 10:42 PM	#925
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	As Nelly would sing: It's getting dark in here, so drop off all your jokes…

07-29-2018, 01:05 AM	#926
Ian Stuart Forsyth Pentaxian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,531	Originally posted by torashi If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving them or capturing the moment, what aperture will you use? I would do both save them in raw+jpeg and use f/4

07-29-2018, 11:01 AM	#927
ManhattanProject Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Midwest Photos: Gallery Posts: 221	Originally posted by torashi xkcd: Car Problems Sometimes XKCD just "gets it"

07-29-2018, 03:05 PM - 3 Likes	#928
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,423	Originally posted by robtcorl Want to see if your wife or your dog loves you best? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour, then see which one is most glad to see you. Dang Bob. I have coffee coming out of my nose.

07-29-2018, 04:50 PM - 5 Likes	#929
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Two elderly women had been friends for many decades. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day, one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me … I know we've been friends a long time but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought but can't remember it! Please tell me." Her friend glared at her for a long time, then sighed: "How soon do you need to know?"

07-30-2018, 02:17 PM - 3 Likes	#930
ThomSirveaux Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 607	When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent. .... I'll show myself out.

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