Originally posted by sergeremy Three old friends hanging out on a bench. First one says "guys, I don't know about you, but when I fart, it's loud, but it doesn't smell". Second one goes "that's funny, I"m just the opposite - can't hear it, but boy does it smell bad". The third guy says "hey, I must be special - no noise, no smell!" The other two, surprised, look at him and go "well, what's the point, then?".
Another fart joke:
A man goes to the doctor.
"Doctor, my farts sound strange"
"Can you demonstrate?" says the doc.
The man farts and it makes a sound like..."honda"
Doc says "ah...you have an abscess"
"How do you know that?" asks the man.
"Because an abscess makes the fart go honda"