The Joke Thread

Unregistered User · 12-26-2018, 05:54 PM

Puns about German sausages are the worst…

audiobomber · 12-28-2018, 03:25 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Cipher

Puns about German sausages are the worst…

Shouldn't that be "wurst"?

Anyway, I disagree. Long-winded puns are the worst. (This is not a joke, don't try to figure out an alternate meaning.)

smf · 12-29-2018, 09:26 AM

Frankly (pun intended), I enjoy puns of any length.

Happy new year to all.

bertwert · 12-29-2018, 09:27 AM

I'm liking how these puns are developing...

35mmfilmfan · 12-29-2018, 11:18 AM - **1 Like**

A true pun should have a punitive punchline

**rechmbrs** · 12-29-2018, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan

A true pun should have a punitive punchline

The best puns deserve punitive responses rather than GROANs!

RONC

robtcorl · 12-30-2018, 08:39 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

I'm liking how these puns are developing...

I tried playing the bagpipes once, but the sound was off kilter.

**WPRESTO** · 12-30-2018, 05:33 PM - **2 Likes**

I tried playing violin, but it hurt my guts.

---------- Post added 12-30-18 at 07:34 PM ----------

I also tried the clarinet, but I couldn't reed the music.

And playing drums made my head vibrate.

The trombone kept sliding in my hands.

And I couldn't bring myself low enough to play tuba.

Conducting? That was a shock.

**Riggomatic** · 12-30-2018, 09:12 PM

I always dial the wrong number on the saxophone...

That's the best I could come up with....

**rod_grant** · 12-31-2018, 03:23 AM - **1 Like**

Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough!

**rod_grant** · 12-31-2018, 03:33 AM

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

**rechmbrs** · 12-31-2018, 07:25 AM

I tried to play trumpet but couldn't pucker my ears.

jack002 · 12-31-2018, 12:49 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by rechmbrs

I tried to play trumpet but couldn't pucker my ears.

If you suck at playing trumpet, that's probably why

---------- Post added 12-31-18 at 01:50 PM ----------

Originally posted by Riggomatic

I always dial the wrong number on the saxophone...

That's the best I could come up with....

I see them on TV, lots of Sax and Violins.

**rod_grant** · 12-31-2018, 03:09 PM

Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?

**WPRESTO** · 12-31-2018, 04:45 PM - **1 Like**

What was the "greatest thing" before sliced bread?

12-30-2018, 05:33 PM - 2 Likes	#1238
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,104	I tried playing violin, but it hurt my guts. ---------- Post added 12-30-18 at 07:34 PM ---------- I also tried the clarinet, but I couldn't reed the music. And playing drums made my head vibrate. The trombone kept sliding in my hands. And I couldn't bring myself low enough to play tuba. Conducting? That was a shock. Last edited by WPRESTO; 12-30-2018 at 05:40 PM.

12-31-2018, 07:25 AM	#1242
rechmbrs Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Conroe, TX USA Posts: 423	Instruments I tried to play trumpet but couldn't pucker my ears.

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12-26-2018, 05:54 PM	#1231
Unregistered User Guest	Puns about German sausages are the worst…

12-28-2018, 03:25 PM - 1 Like	#1232
audiobomber Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sudbury, Ontario Photos: Albums Posts: 6,806	Originally posted by Cipher Puns about German sausages are the worst… Shouldn't that be "wurst"? Anyway, I disagree. Long-winded puns are the worst. (This is not a joke, don't try to figure out an alternate meaning.)

12-29-2018, 09:26 AM	#1233
smf Pentaxian Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midland, MI Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,083	Frankly (pun intended), I enjoy puns of any length. Happy new year to all.

12-29-2018, 09:27 AM	#1234
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173 Original Poster	I'm liking how these puns are developing...

12-29-2018, 11:18 AM - 1 Like	#1235
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,329	A true pun should have a punitive punchline

12-29-2018, 06:42 PM	#1236
rechmbrs Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Conroe, TX USA Posts: 423	Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan A true pun should have a punitive punchline The best puns deserve punitive responses rather than GROANs! RONC

12-30-2018, 08:39 AM - 4 Likes	#1237
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert I'm liking how these puns are developing... I tried playing the bagpipes once, but the sound was off kilter.

12-30-2018, 09:12 PM	#1239
Riggomatic Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Auburn, Indiana Photos: Albums Posts: 3,885	I always dial the wrong number on the saxophone... That's the best I could come up with....

12-31-2018, 03:23 AM - 1 Like	#1240
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough!

12-31-2018, 03:33 AM	#1241
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

12-31-2018, 12:49 PM - 2 Likes	#1243
jack002 Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Missouri Photos: Albums Posts: 727	Originally posted by rechmbrs I tried to play trumpet but couldn't pucker my ears. If you suck at playing trumpet, that's probably why ---------- Post added 12-31-18 at 01:50 PM ---------- Originally posted by Riggomatic I always dial the wrong number on the saxophone... That's the best I could come up with.... I see them on TV, lots of Sax and Violins.

12-31-2018, 03:09 PM	#1244
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?

12-31-2018, 04:45 PM - 1 Like	#1245
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,104	What was the "greatest thing" before sliced bread?