Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan 'Watson, as a doctor, you'll know this : what is the name of the canal that runs through the lower portion of the body, digesting food ?'
'Alimentary, my dear Holmes.'
Holmes and Watson were seeking the home of their arch nemesis, Moriarty. They knew he lived down a particular street but not the house. They walked up and down the street looking at the front of each house, until they stopped in front of one with a Yellow door. Holmes pointed to the house and declared this was Moriarty's house, to which Watson exclaimed "How do you know?"
Holmes smiled and said "A Lemon Entry my dear Watson..."
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On a different theme, since my wife left I have bought a big fast motorbike, got myself a 21 year old Thai girlfriend and dabbled in hard drink and drugs.
When she gets back from her mothers she's going to be livid.....