The Joke Thread

bxf · 11-04-2019, 01:00 PM - **1 Like**

robtcorl · 11-06-2019, 01:32 PM - **6 Likes**

I once farted in an elevator, which was wrong on so many levels.

torashi · 11-06-2019, 01:58 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I once farted in an elevator, which was wrong on so many levels.

My buddy's got a hefty gas problem. They call him Dustin the Wind.

**ehrwien** · 11-06-2019, 02:19 PM - **1 Like**

The trick is to pretend to save another file and pay attention to where it wants to save it then!

Racer X 69 · 11-06-2019, 02:42 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I once farted in an elevator, which was wrong on so many levels.

I’ve gotten very good at crop dusting.

robtcorl · 11-06-2019, 03:04 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I’ve gotten very good at crop dusting.

**Riggomatic** · 11-06-2019, 05:32 PM - **3 Likes**

What's blue and smells like red paint.................

Blue paint.

torashi · 11-06-2019, 09:58 PM - **4 Likes**

**manishved** · 11-07-2019, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

How painfully true.

These days, flying is like getting packed into a can like sardines, and treated about the same.

And I wish that was a joke.

Try flying first class in Emirates or Etihad - its super slick luxury

Vmax911 · 11-07-2019, 10:25 AM - **3 Likes**

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Racer X 69 · 11-07-2019, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by manishved

Try flying first class in Emirates or Etihad - its super slick luxury

Yes, I’ve seen how nice the Emirates, Qatar and Etihad 777 airliners are.

But I can’t afford to fly first class on a domestic like United, let alone one of those airlines.

torashi · 11-07-2019, 02:51 PM

I think we'd all rather spend that kind of money on a few photography trips.

robtcorl · 11-07-2019, 05:28 PM - **4 Likes**

torashi · 11-07-2019, 05:43 PM - **3 Likes**

robtcorl · 11-07-2019, 05:53 PM - **8 Likes**

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.
"Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly," she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with."
"That's fair enough," I replied, "When can you start."

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I once farted in an elevator, which was wrong on so many levels.

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torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	Originally posted by robtcorl I once farted in an elevator, which was wrong on so many levels. My buddy's got a hefty gas problem. They call him Dustin the Wind.

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ehrwien Site Supporter Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 2,784	The trick is to pretend to save another file and pay attention to where it wants to save it then!

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Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl I once farted in an elevator, which was wrong on so many levels. I’ve gotten very good at crop dusting.

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I’ve gotten very good at crop dusting.

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manishved Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: N. Calif Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,652	Originally posted by Racer X 69 How painfully true. These days, flying is like getting packed into a can like sardines, and treated about the same. And I wish that was a joke. Try flying first class in Emirates or Etihad - its super slick luxury

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11-07-2019, 11:28 AM	#1676
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by manishved Try flying first class in Emirates or Etihad - its super slick luxury Yes, I’ve seen how nice the Emirates, Qatar and Etihad 777 airliners are. But I can’t afford to fly first class on a domestic like United, let alone one of those airlines.

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary. "Well, you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly," she said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex with." "That's fair enough," I replied, "When can you start."