The Joke Thread

normhead · 11-22-2019, 10:31 AM - **1 Like**

The predictable knight.. Sir Tainty
The thoughtful knight Sir Cumspect

**WPRESTO** · 11-22-2019, 12:00 PM - **2 Likes**

Knight who distributed the ale, but was also naughty= Sir Vice

Knight who corrupted Guinevere = Sir Pent

Knight who always did what he was told, but was also a bit disgusting = Sir Vile

timb64 · 11-22-2019, 01:13 PM

The knight with a napkin on his head = Sir Viet

**ehrwien** · 11-22-2019, 02:52 PM - **2 Likes**

The knight who is a fictional character created by the Beach Boys - Sir Finn U.S.A.

timb64 · 11-22-2019, 02:58 PM

The knight dressed up in monks robes = Sir Plice

**WPRESTO** · 11-22-2019, 02:59 PM - **2 Likes**

Knight famous for climbing walls = Sir Vine (FYI cervine = of a deer or referring to a deer)

Knight who is always sticking his neck out = Sir Vical (and his partner Sir Vix)

The blue knight = Sir Ulean

Knight with fancy penmanship = Sir If

Knight of middle rank = Sir Geant

Luckiest knight = Sir Endipitous

most saintly knight Sir Aphim

robtcorl · 11-22-2019, 03:06 PM - **2 Likes**

Knight tired of Knight puns--Sir Stopit!

**WPRESTO** · 11-22-2019, 04:06 PM

Knight who could not walk in a straight line = Sir Pentine

and the brightest star of the Round Table = Sir Ius

timb64 · 11-22-2019, 04:32 PM - **1 Like**

The knight who never had any fun = Sir Eous

**WPRESTO** · 11-22-2019, 04:44 PM

Were Sir Ius and Sir Eous twins?

And the Knight who poured milk on his breakfast? Sir Eal.

and the tiresome preachy knight = Sir Mon

timb64 · 11-22-2019, 04:48 PM

The knight who kept shoving things up his backside?

Sir Pository

The knight who was a part time educator = Sir Plyteecher

And his brother knight who was very good at logistics = Sir Plychane

**WPRESTO** · 11-22-2019, 04:50 PM - **1 Like**

The knight who preferred a very small knife to a sword - Sir Cumcision

(he was ostracized by the others, they didn't want to be anywhere near him)

timb64 · 11-22-2019, 04:53 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by WPRESTO

The knight who preferred a very small knife to a sword - Sir Cumcision

(he was ostracized by the others, they didn't want to be anywhere near him)

Perhaps his sword slipped and he got the sack!

**WPRESTO** · 11-22-2019, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by timb64

Perhaps his sword slipped and he got the sack!

I'm sure whenever he was near the others would wear their iron codpiece,

Kunzite · 11-23-2019, 06:53 AM - **8 Likes**

What has 4 legs and a hand?
A happy pit bull.

11-22-2019, 02:59 PM - 2 Likes	#1746
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,087	Knight famous for climbing walls = Sir Vine (FYI cervine = of a deer or referring to a deer) Knight who is always sticking his neck out = Sir Vical (and his partner Sir Vix) The blue knight = Sir Ulean Knight with fancy penmanship = Sir If Knight of middle rank = Sir Geant Luckiest knight = Sir Endipitous most saintly knight Sir Aphim Last edited by WPRESTO; 11-22-2019 at 03:05 PM.

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11-22-2019, 10:31 AM - 1 Like	#1741
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,448	The predictable knight.. Sir Tainty The thoughtful knight Sir Cumspect

11-22-2019, 12:00 PM - 2 Likes	#1742
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,087	Knight who distributed the ale, but was also naughty= Sir Vice Knight who corrupted Guinevere = Sir Pent Knight who always did what he was told, but was also a bit disgusting = Sir Vile

11-22-2019, 01:13 PM	#1743
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	The knight with a napkin on his head = Sir Viet

11-22-2019, 02:52 PM - 2 Likes	#1744
ehrwien Site Supporter Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 2,780	The knight who is a fictional character created by the Beach Boys - Sir Finn U.S.A.

11-22-2019, 02:58 PM	#1745
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	The knight dressed up in monks robes = Sir Plice

11-22-2019, 03:06 PM - 2 Likes	#1747
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Knight tired of Knight puns--Sir Stopit!

11-22-2019, 04:06 PM	#1748
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,087	Knight who could not walk in a straight line = Sir Pentine and the brightest star of the Round Table = Sir Ius

11-22-2019, 04:32 PM - 1 Like	#1749
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	The knight who never had any fun = Sir Eous

11-22-2019, 04:44 PM	#1750
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,087	Were Sir Ius and Sir Eous twins? And the Knight who poured milk on his breakfast? Sir Eal. and the tiresome preachy knight = Sir Mon

11-22-2019, 04:48 PM	#1751
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	The knight who kept shoving things up his backside? Sir Pository The knight who was a part time educator = Sir Plyteecher And his brother knight who was very good at logistics = Sir Plychane

11-22-2019, 04:50 PM - 1 Like	#1752
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,087	The knight who preferred a very small knife to a sword - Sir Cumcision (he was ostracized by the others, they didn't want to be anywhere near him)

11-22-2019, 04:53 PM - 1 Like	#1753
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	Originally posted by WPRESTO The knight who preferred a very small knife to a sword - Sir Cumcision (he was ostracized by the others, they didn't want to be anywhere near him) Perhaps his sword slipped and he got the sack!

11-22-2019, 04:56 PM	#1754
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,087	Originally posted by timb64 Perhaps his sword slipped and he got the sack! I'm sure whenever he was near the others would wear their iron codpiece,

11-23-2019, 06:53 AM - 8 Likes	#1755
Kunzite Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Romania Posts: 15,132	What has 4 legs and a hand? A happy pit bull.

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