The Joke Thread

Racer X 69 · 01-01-2020, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

I'm so hungry - I haven't eaten all year!

Yeah, that one day fast can really be rough,

jack002 · 01-02-2020, 08:57 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

I'm so hungry - I haven't eaten all year!

best joke of 2020, so far

torashi · 01-02-2020, 11:49 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

I'm so hungry - I haven't eaten all year!

I haven't eaten since the 2010's!

rubenr · 01-02-2020, 07:35 PM - **4 Likes**

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes... You can't shutter up!

rubenr · 01-03-2020, 10:57 AM - **1 Like**

Why did the naked photographer get arrested?

Indecent exposure

torashi · 01-03-2020, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by rubenr

Why did the naked photographer get arrested?

Indecent exposure

He was high key giving off exhibitionism vibes.

**dipo 1** · 01-03-2020, 01:06 PM - **3 Likes**

Happy New Year!

There were probably many, many times last year when,

I may have...

Disturbed You,
Troubled You,
Pestered You,
Irritated You,
Bugged You,
or got on your Nerves!!
So today, I just wanted to tell you:

Suck it up, Cupcake!! Cause there AIN’T NO CHANGES plannedfor 2020

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Kunzite · 01-05-2020, 05:38 AM - **5 Likes**

What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

35mmfilmfan · 01-05-2020, 08:38 AM - **2 Likes**

This has been kept very hush-hush, but I have heard that on April 1 Pentax are to release details of a camera designed specifically for taking photos of dogs.

It'll be called the K-9.

torashi · 01-05-2020, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan

This has been kept very hush-hush, but I have heard that on April 1 Pentax are to release details of a camera designed specifically for taking photos of dogs.

It'll be called the K-9.

It foregoes DSLR completely. It's Pentax' dive in to the mirrorless era. It has a smell sensor with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome).

rubenr · 01-05-2020, 08:16 PM - **5 Likes**

The photographers of previous generations had it tough
No matter how hard they tried, they always developed a negative image.

jeallen01 · 01-06-2020, 09:46 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by rubenr

The photographers of previous generations had it tough
No matter how hard they tried, they always developed a negative image.

But things got better when they had a reversal of fortune

jack002 · 01-06-2020, 12:34 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by rubenr

the photographers of previous generations had it tough
no matter how hard they tried, they always developed a negative image.

film at 11

jeallen01 · 01-06-2020, 12:44 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by jack002

film at 11

Sorry but

**dipo 1** · 01-06-2020, 02:30 PM - **3 Likes**

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill 'Sir if you were my husband I would give you poison.'

Churchill's reply 'Madam if you were my wife I'd drink it.

01-03-2020, 11:15 AM	#1956
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	Originally posted by rubenr Why did the naked photographer get arrested? Indecent exposure He was high key giving off exhibitionism vibes. Last edited by torashi; 01-03-2020 at 11:36 AM.

01-03-2020, 01:06 PM - 3 Likes	#1957
dipo 1 Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 374	joke Happy New Year! There were probably many, many times last year when, I may have... Disturbed You, Troubled You, Pestered You, Irritated You, Bugged You, or got on your Nerves!! So today, I just wanted to tell you: Suck it up, Cupcake!! Cause there AIN’T NO CHANGES plannedfor 2020 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

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01-01-2020, 06:30 PM	#1951
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by bertwert I'm so hungry - I haven't eaten all year! Yeah, that one day fast can really be rough,

01-02-2020, 08:57 AM - 3 Likes	#1952
jack002 Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Missouri Photos: Albums Posts: 727	Originally posted by bertwert I'm so hungry - I haven't eaten all year! best joke of 2020, so far

01-02-2020, 11:49 AM - 1 Like	#1953
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	Originally posted by bertwert I'm so hungry - I haven't eaten all year! I haven't eaten since the 2010's!

01-02-2020, 07:35 PM - 4 Likes	#1954
rubenr Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Guatemala City Photos: Albums Posts: 337	A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes... You can't shutter up!

01-03-2020, 10:57 AM - 1 Like	#1955
rubenr Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Guatemala City Photos: Albums Posts: 337	Why did the naked photographer get arrested? Indecent exposure

01-05-2020, 05:38 AM - 5 Likes	#1958
Kunzite Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Romania Posts: 15,132	What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

01-05-2020, 08:38 AM - 2 Likes	#1959
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,312	This has been kept very hush-hush, but I have heard that on April 1 Pentax are to release details of a camera designed specifically for taking photos of dogs. It'll be called the K-9.

01-05-2020, 09:18 AM	#1960
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan This has been kept very hush-hush, but I have heard that on April 1 Pentax are to release details of a camera designed specifically for taking photos of dogs. It'll be called the K-9. It foregoes DSLR completely. It's Pentax' dive in to the mirrorless era. It has a smell sensor with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome).

01-05-2020, 08:16 PM - 5 Likes	#1961
rubenr Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Guatemala City Photos: Albums Posts: 337	The photographers of previous generations had it tough No matter how hard they tried, they always developed a negative image.

01-06-2020, 09:46 AM - 1 Like	#1962
jeallen01 Pentaxian Join Date: May 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,697	Originally posted by rubenr The photographers of previous generations had it tough No matter how hard they tried, they always developed a negative image. But things got better when they had a reversal of fortune

01-06-2020, 12:34 PM - 1 Like	#1963
jack002 Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Missouri Photos: Albums Posts: 727	Originally posted by rubenr the photographers of previous generations had it tough no matter how hard they tried, they always developed a negative image. film at 11

01-06-2020, 12:44 PM - 1 Like	#1964
jeallen01 Pentaxian Join Date: May 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,697	Originally posted by jack002 film at 11 Sorry but

01-06-2020, 02:30 PM - 3 Likes	#1965
dipo 1 Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 374	Lady Astor to Winston Churchill 'Sir if you were my husband I would give you poison.' Churchill's reply 'Madam if you were my wife I'd drink it.

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