The Joke Thread

**dipo 1** · 01-17-2020, 01:14 PM - **3 Likes**

WANTED....Meaningful overnight relationship.

**BigDave** · 01-17-2020, 03:25 PM - **1 Like**

You were not specific, so here you go...

Liney · 01-17-2020, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by dipo 1

WANTED....Meaningful overnight relationship.

Shirley that would be meaningless overnight relationship.....

35mmfilmfan · 01-18-2020, 03:28 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Liney

Shirley that would be meaningless overnight relationship.....

Please don't call me Shirley

**WPRESTO** · 01-18-2020, 05:16 AM - **3 Likes**

Surely there's no need to be surly Shirley.

**dipo 1** · 01-20-2020, 09:14 AM

More bumber stickers.

Save your breath....You'll need it to blow uo your ego.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

**BigDave** · 01-20-2020, 02:09 PM

OK, no trolling on this...

Do your part to reduce green house gases and CO2, just shut up!

**Tonytee** · 01-21-2020, 12:43 AM - **4 Likes**

This may not get by the censors, but here goes. True story by the way. When I was overseas, I had an early morning wake up call. I entered the facilities, opened the stall door, and could not

but help to notice a very large, white sign board and in Navy Blue Letters it read: "If you voted for Nixon in '68, you can't ____ here, your a...hole is in Washington." Well, I ended up laughing so

hard, there were two things I was unable to do. One was to use the facilities and the other, to return to my bunk and go back to sleep. I swear, true story. Thnx for reading . Tonytee.

MarkJerling · 01-21-2020, 02:45 AM

Originally posted by Tonytee

This may not get by the censors, but here goes. True story by the way. When I was overseas, I had an early morning wake up call. I entered the facilities, opened the stall door, and could not

but help to notice a very large, white sign board and in Navy Blue Letters it read: "If you voted for Nixon in '68, you can't ____ here, your a...hole is in Washington." Well, I ended up laughing so

hard, there were two things I was unable to do. One was to use the facilities and the other, to return to my bunk and go back to sleep. I swear, true story. Thnx for reading . Tonytee.

Love it!

**WPRESTO** · 01-22-2020, 06:46 AM - **2 Likes**

One polar bear said to another as they broke into an igloo: "I really like the crunchy outside and soft chewy center."

**dipo 1** · 01-22-2020, 12:54 PM - **4 Likes**

HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR

First dig a hole in the ice. Second, put some bait in the hole. When the bear comes to investigate, sneak up behind and kick him in the icehole.

mkgd1 · 01-22-2020, 10:48 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by dipo 1

HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR

First dig a hole in the ice. Second, put some bait in the hole. When the bear comes to investigate, sneak up behind and kick him in the icehole.

I had a slightly different version of that joke, on a souvenir sign I bought at North Pole Alaska about 25 years ago. It was:
First dig a hole in the ice, open a can of peas and sprinkle then around the hole, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, sneak up behind him and kick him in the ice hole.
It was a favorite of my grandkids for years.

---------- Post added 01-22-20 at 10:50 PM ----------

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

35mmfilmfan · 01-23-2020, 02:04 AM - **1 Like**

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur ?

D'youthinkhesawus ?

Liney · 01-23-2020, 02:11 AM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

One polar bear said to another as they broke into an igloo: "I really like the crunchy outside and soft chewy center."

Two sharks swimming along came up behind a scuba diver complete with air tank. One shark says to the other "don't try eating them, they give you shocking gas"

**dipo 1** · 01-23-2020, 01:49 PM

Would love to have this one on my truck.

Guys.....just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.

01-18-2020, 05:16 AM - 3 Likes	#2015
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,084	Surely there's no need to be surly Shirley. Last edited by WPRESTO; 01-19-2020 at 05:04 AM.

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01-17-2020, 01:14 PM - 3 Likes	#2011
dipo 1 Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 374	WANTED....Meaningful overnight relationship.

01-17-2020, 03:25 PM - 1 Like	#2012
BigDave Site Supporter Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hudson Valley, NY Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 2,626	You were not specific, so here you go...

01-17-2020, 08:42 PM	#2013
Liney Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 1,237	Originally posted by dipo 1 WANTED....Meaningful overnight relationship. Shirley that would be meaningless overnight relationship.....

01-18-2020, 03:28 AM - 3 Likes	#2014
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,312	Originally posted by Liney Shirley that would be meaningless overnight relationship..... Please don't call me Shirley

01-20-2020, 09:14 AM	#2016
dipo 1 Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 374	More bumber stickers. Save your breath....You'll need it to blow uo your ego. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

01-20-2020, 02:09 PM	#2017
BigDave Site Supporter Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hudson Valley, NY Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 2,626	OK, no trolling on this... Do your part to reduce green house gases and CO2, just shut up!

01-21-2020, 12:43 AM - 4 Likes	#2018
Tonytee Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 21,429	This may not get by the censors, but here goes. True story by the way. When I was overseas, I had an early morning wake up call. I entered the facilities, opened the stall door, and could not but help to notice a very large, white sign board and in Navy Blue Letters it read: "If you voted for Nixon in '68, you can't ____ here, your a...hole is in Washington." Well, I ended up laughing so hard, there were two things I was unable to do. One was to use the facilities and the other, to return to my bunk and go back to sleep. I swear, true story. Thnx for reading . Tonytee.

01-21-2020, 02:45 AM	#2019
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by Tonytee This may not get by the censors, but here goes. True story by the way. When I was overseas, I had an early morning wake up call. I entered the facilities, opened the stall door, and could not but help to notice a very large, white sign board and in Navy Blue Letters it read: "If you voted for Nixon in '68, you can't ____ here, your a...hole is in Washington." Well, I ended up laughing so hard, there were two things I was unable to do. One was to use the facilities and the other, to return to my bunk and go back to sleep. I swear, true story. Thnx for reading . Tonytee. Love it!

01-22-2020, 06:46 AM - 2 Likes	#2020
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,084	One polar bear said to another as they broke into an igloo: "I really like the crunchy outside and soft chewy center."

01-22-2020, 12:54 PM - 4 Likes	#2021
dipo 1 Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 374	HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR First dig a hole in the ice. Second, put some bait in the hole. When the bear comes to investigate, sneak up behind and kick him in the icehole.

01-22-2020, 10:48 PM - 1 Like	#2022
mkgd1 Pentaxian Join Date: Dec 2019 Location: Mohave county Arizona Photos: Albums Posts: 1,076	Originally posted by dipo 1 HOW TO CATCH A POLAR BEAR First dig a hole in the ice. Second, put some bait in the hole. When the bear comes to investigate, sneak up behind and kick him in the icehole. I had a slightly different version of that joke, on a souvenir sign I bought at North Pole Alaska about 25 years ago. It was: First dig a hole in the ice, open a can of peas and sprinkle then around the hole, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, sneak up behind him and kick him in the ice hole. It was a favorite of my grandkids for years. ---------- Post added 01-22-20 at 10:50 PM ---------- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

01-23-2020, 02:04 AM - 1 Like	#2023
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,312	What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur ? D'youthinkhesawus ?

01-23-2020, 02:11 AM	#2024
Liney Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 1,237	Originally posted by WPRESTO One polar bear said to another as they broke into an igloo: "I really like the crunchy outside and soft chewy center." Two sharks swimming along came up behind a scuba diver complete with air tank. One shark says to the other "don't try eating them, they give you shocking gas"

01-23-2020, 01:49 PM	#2025
dipo 1 Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 374	Would love to have this one on my truck. Guys.....just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.

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