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02-04-2020, 07:48 AM - 3 Likes   #2086
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If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is C for?
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Plastic explosive.

02-04-2020, 11:48 AM - 6 Likes   #2087
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BEER THEORIES

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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02-04-2020, 12:34 PM   #2088
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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I’d always thought that was a quote from Frank Sinatra?
02-04-2020, 12:59 PM   #2089
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While on the alcoholic theme, P G Woodehouse's description of the six stages of hangover (in increasing severity) was always good for a giggle.
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I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover—the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.
Hair of the dog, anyone?

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While on the alcoholic theme, P G Woodehouse's description of the six stages of hangover (in increasing severity) was always good for a giggle.

Hair of the dog, anyone?
Avoid hangovers.

Stay drunk.
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I’d always thought that was a quote from Frank Sinatra?
Also attributed to Dean Martin, W. C. Fields and Jack Lemmon.
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QuoteOriginally posted by Racer X 69 Quote
Avoid hangovers.

Stay drunk.
Peter Buckley Hill :

Whiskey rots your liver
Bitter rots your brain
Sex can lead to pregnancies
emotional hangups
and social disease.

Football leads to violence
Horses make you poor
M*r*j*an* makes you happy -

Guess which one's against the law.

From the seminal LP 'Tubular Brains'.

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Guess which one's against the law.
Not sure what you're talking about there...
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QuoteOriginally posted by 35mmfilmfan Quote
Also attributed to Dean Martin, W. C. Fields and Jack Lemmon.
VAV Dean Martin, for any who do not know, he was a life-long teetotaler who swore off alcohol after watching his father die of it. He put on as if he loved martinis, especially on his TV show, but there was never any alcohol, and his apparent on-the-edge-of-too-drunk-to-perform was all an act.
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QuoteOriginally posted by 35mmfilmfan Quote
Peter Buckley Hill :

Whiskey rots your liver
Bitter rots your brain
Sex can lead to pregnancies
emotional hangups
and social disease.

Football leads to violence
Horses make you poor
M*r*j*an* makes you happy -

Guess which one's against the law.

From the seminal LP 'Tubular Brains'.
Why did you hide the letters of marijuana?
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Why did you hide the letters of marijuana?
Because it's against the law
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Because it's against the law
The word is against the law?

But.

It is in the dictionary.
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Because it's against the law
Not where Racer, Bert and I live it isn't! I do not partake but based on summer and fall time smells when driving in the country, it isn't being hidden like it used to be!
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Not where Racer, Bert and I live it isn't! I do not partake but based on summer and fall time smells when driving in the country, it isn't being hidden like it used to be!
It used to be hidden...?

Here you could always smell it on every street corner, no difference before or after legalisation.

I do not partake either, strongly dislike the smell, and I like my lungs and brain...
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The word is against the law?

But.

It is in the dictionary.
I bet it is the encyclopedia too.

It is in Wikipedia.
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