The Joke Thread

Racer X 69 · 04-01-2020, 09:16 AM - **9 Likes**

I recently read a study that said humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can not remember the last time I ate a monkey...

robtcorl · 04-01-2020, 02:15 PM - **9 Likes**

bertwert · 04-01-2020, 04:45 PM - **5 Likes**

Whoever said that a single person couldn't change the world obviously hasn't ever eaten an undercooked bat...

**WPRESTO** · 04-01-2020, 06:11 PM - **1 Like**

Not all pipers wear plaid.

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Unregistered User 8 · 04-02-2020, 02:12 AM - **5 Likes**

Geography is not one of my strengths.

I know about Australia, Austria, Bulgaria.......etc.

But where is Draconia................and why when things get tough, we use their laws ?

timb64 · 04-02-2020, 02:42 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by pjv

Geography is not one of my strengths.

I know about Australia, Austria, Bulgaria.......etc.

But where is Draconia................and why when things get tough, we use their laws ?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draconian_(Doctor_Who)

Google is your friend

35mmfilmfan · 04-02-2020, 03:46 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by pjv

Geography is not one of my strengths.

I know about Australia, Austria, Bulgaria.......etc.

But where is Draconia................and why when things get tough, we use their laws ?

It shares (belligerently) a border with Freedonia (qv).

Racer X 69 · 04-02-2020, 10:25 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by pjv

But where is Draconia................ ?

Right next to Transylvania. Dracula's dad is from there.

35mmfilmfan · 04-02-2020, 12:04 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Right next to Transylvania. Dracula's dad is from there.

Dracula's father ? I heard he was a bit of a Vlad when he was younger.

Parallax · 04-02-2020, 12:11 PM - **8 Likes**

Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan

Dracula's father ? I heard he was a bit of a Vlad when he was younger.

I think he drove a Chevy Impaler.

robtcorl · 04-02-2020, 12:20 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

I think he drove a Chevy Impaler.

Nah, it was a Dodge Viper.

Parallax · 04-02-2020, 12:21 PM - **1 Like**

Vlad the Viper?

**WPRESTO** · 04-02-2020, 01:00 PM - **4 Likes**

Poor Vlad the Cad, Clad in raiment that's all the Fad fashionable as any Chad, got Mad that they labeled him Bad. "I've been HAD!" So Sad.

35mmfilmfan · 04-02-2020, 02:03 PM - **3 Likes**

Or there's the Vampire Antelope - Vlad the Impala.

Parallax · 04-02-2020, 02:26 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan

Or there's the Vampire Antelope - Vlad the Impala.

Full circle.

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04-01-2020, 09:16 AM - 9 Likes	#2431
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	I recently read a study that said humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can not remember the last time I ate a monkey...

04-01-2020, 02:15 PM - 9 Likes	#2432
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606

04-01-2020, 04:45 PM - 5 Likes	#2433
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173 Original Poster	Whoever said that a single person couldn't change the world obviously hasn't ever eaten an undercooked bat...

04-02-2020, 02:12 AM - 5 Likes	#2435
Unregistered User 8 Closed Account Join Date: Mar 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,694	Geography is not one of my strengths. I know about Australia, Austria, Bulgaria.......etc. But where is Draconia................and why when things get tough, we use their laws ?

04-02-2020, 02:42 AM - 1 Like	#2436
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	Originally posted by pjv Geography is not one of my strengths. I know about Australia, Austria, Bulgaria.......etc. But where is Draconia................and why when things get tough, we use their laws ? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draconian_(Doctor_Who) Google is your friend

04-02-2020, 03:46 AM - 4 Likes	#2437
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,329	Originally posted by pjv Geography is not one of my strengths. I know about Australia, Austria, Bulgaria.......etc. But where is Draconia................and why when things get tough, we use their laws ? It shares (belligerently) a border with Freedonia (qv).

04-02-2020, 10:25 AM - 2 Likes	#2438
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by pjv But where is Draconia................ ? Right next to Transylvania. Dracula's dad is from there.

04-02-2020, 12:04 PM - 2 Likes	#2439
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,329	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Right next to Transylvania. Dracula's dad is from there. Dracula's father ? I heard he was a bit of a Vlad when he was younger.

04-02-2020, 12:11 PM - 8 Likes	#2440
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan Dracula's father ? I heard he was a bit of a Vlad when he was younger. I think he drove a Chevy Impaler.

04-02-2020, 12:20 PM - 1 Like	#2441
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax I think he drove a Chevy Impaler. Nah, it was a Dodge Viper.

04-02-2020, 12:21 PM - 1 Like	#2442
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Vlad the Viper?

04-02-2020, 01:00 PM - 4 Likes	#2443
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,104	Poor Vlad the Cad, Clad in raiment that's all the Fad fashionable as any Chad, got Mad that they labeled him Bad. "I've been HAD!" So Sad.

04-02-2020, 02:03 PM - 3 Likes	#2444
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,329	Or there's the Vampire Antelope - Vlad the Impala.

04-02-2020, 02:26 PM - 2 Likes	#2445
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan Or there's the Vampire Antelope - Vlad the Impala. Full circle.