Quote: About the Darwin Award, if you have spawned and have children, you aren't eligible as your genetics live on.
I had not thought about this before...
So... do stupid dangerous things when you're young and capable and receive your Darwin award and don't hold out until you're old and feeble...
..to buy that Harley and turn up on my doorstep having put your foot down (WHY!!) on the gravel corner and given yourself a phenomenally bad torsional fracture of the lower leg..!!
(Yes I stored your Bike in the garage until you recovered and collected it.... but the look I got from the attending ambo said it all...
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