Originally posted by Parallax Anybody know where the joke thread moved to?
I've come to realise you don't like it when threads derail!
Here ya go:
Therapist: “Your wife says you never buy her flowers.”
Me: “To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."