Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan A married couple were in dire straits financially, and eventually decided that the only solution was for the wife to provide intimate services in return for money. Thet Friday, the husband drove her to the agreed spot, then waited anxiously for the phone call to say she wanted to return home. He drove back, and she climbed into the front seat. Once home, he served her a resorative drink, then tentatively asked how it had gone. She said she was tired, but had accumulated £22.50 during the evening.
Her husband, while not wishing to criticise, felt this was not much help towards sorting out their finances, and gently asked 'Which of the mean guys gave you the 50 pence?'. She looked at him and replied
'Well, each of them'.
I'll probably get banned for this but here goes.
Another couple were a bit short of cash, so they decide that the woman will "provide certain services" on a street corner as a way to make some cash. On the first night the woman stand on the corner and the husband parks around the corner. After a little while a bloke walks up to the wife and inquires if she offers certain services. She replies that she does, and the bloke asks how much for full sex. The wife asks him to wait for a minute while she walks round to talks to her husband. She asks the husband how much for full sex and the husband looks blank for a second then replies "$100".
The wife now walks back to the punter and tells him the price, the bloke thinks this is a bit steep so he asks how much for hand relief. Again the wife excuses herself as she checks with her husband, who tells her to ask for $50 this time.
The wife returns, tells the bloke the price, and he agrees to pay. In order to allow the wife to carry out the service, the bloke drops his trousers and underpants, at which point the wife asks him to wait for just one moment and runs round the corner.
She knocks on the car window and the her husband winds it down and asks "what is it now?". The wife looks at him and says "can I borrow $50?"