The Joke Thread

**clackers** · 01-04-2021, 08:41 PM - **8 Likes**

Mathematical Statistics jokes are probably low percentage, but here goes:

"My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence. Now, that's just mean."

35mmfilmfan · 01-05-2021, 06:57 AM - **3 Likes**

A friend of mine bought her son some camouflage pyjamas.

Crafty little beggar missed school for a week.

jack002 · 01-05-2021, 09:10 PM - **4 Likes**

Do people who text and drive get writer's roadblock?
You can learn a lot from a cliche. For example, the unit of sleep is a wink
I have shipment of vices to deliver and the truck is broke, so I'm using my Versa, they are all versa vices or vice versas
I went prospecting for gold, it didn't pan out
If you throw a can of alphabet soup, is that casting a spell?
Is Dizzy Gillespie a whirling dervish?
When I compile I use the path C:/Texas/ {all my exes live in texas}
I have one book on tape, its on how to do signlanguage
I have a book on Thomas Edison, the inventor of the phonograph. Its an audiobiography
Eggnog drinkers use their noggin
I'm not going camping with you any more. I can't put up the tent cause you ate all the stakes
Do lumberjacks get waterlogged?
I do not know who Robert Frost is, but I have met his brother, Jack
Need a pet? Get a skunk. Its the only choice that makes scents!

SimonC · 01-06-2021, 02:13 AM - **4 Likes**

I’m sure wherever my dad is; he’s looking down on us.

He’s not dead, just very condescending.

**AggieDad** · 01-06-2021, 10:54 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by clackers

Mathematical Statistics jokes are probably low percentage, but here goes:

"My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence. Now, that's just mean."

As a retired math teacher, I very much like this.

Walkingwolf · 01-06-2021, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

My wife said take $200 and buy me a Nativity set for Christmas, if there's any money left you can spend it on photo gear.

Just getting caught up reading this thread.
Love this joke! Thanks for posting.

robtcorl · 01-07-2021, 06:14 AM - **10 Likes**

Nothing tops a plain pizza!!

robtcorl · 01-07-2021, 06:15 AM - **8 Likes**

Lego store re-opens after lockdown.
Folks lined up for blocks!

robtcorl · 01-07-2021, 06:16 AM - **8 Likes**

What do you call a Hippies wife?

Mississippi

SimonC · 01-07-2021, 06:35 AM

Words just can’t express how much I hate World Emoji Day!

Martin Stu · 01-07-2021, 08:18 AM - **5 Likes**

Every time I buy something, money is debited from my card. Does anyone know how to disable this feature? Very irritating.

normhead · 01-07-2021, 08:27 AM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by AggieDad

As a retired math teacher, I very much like this.

My class mates in my specialist in education (stats) course used to claim I was the class norm.

**c.a.m** · 01-07-2021, 09:48 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by normhead

My class mates in my specialist in education (stats) course used to claim I was the class norm.

Were you mean?

**steamloco76** · 01-07-2021, 10:43 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by normhead

My class mates in my specialist in education (stats) course used to claim I was the class norm.

It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing milkbone underwear...

**WPRESTO** · 01-07-2021, 10:46 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by normhead

My class mates in my specialist in education (stats) course used to claim I was the class norm.

The physics teacher I had in HS used to say that most people had average intelligence, but sadly, the average was very low.

01-07-2021, 10:43 AM - 3 Likes	#3629
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01-07-2021, 10:46 AM - 4 Likes	#3630
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,104	Originally posted by normhead My class mates in my specialist in education (stats) course used to claim I was the class norm. The physics teacher I had in HS used to say that most people had average intelligence, but sadly, the average was very low. Last edited by WPRESTO; 01-07-2021 at 05:48 PM.

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01-04-2021, 08:41 PM - 8 Likes	#3616
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Mathematical Statistics jokes are probably low percentage, but here goes: "My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence. Now, that's just mean."

01-05-2021, 06:57 AM - 3 Likes	#3617
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,327	A friend of mine bought her son some camouflage pyjamas. Crafty little beggar missed school for a week.

01-05-2021, 09:10 PM - 4 Likes	#3618
jack002 Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Missouri Photos: Albums Posts: 727	Do people who text and drive get writer's roadblock? You can learn a lot from a cliche. For example, the unit of sleep is a wink I have shipment of vices to deliver and the truck is broke, so I'm using my Versa, they are all versa vices or vice versas I went prospecting for gold, it didn't pan out If you throw a can of alphabet soup, is that casting a spell? Is Dizzy Gillespie a whirling dervish? When I compile I use the path C:/Texas/ {all my exes live in texas} I have one book on tape, its on how to do signlanguage I have a book on Thomas Edison, the inventor of the phonograph. Its an audiobiography Eggnog drinkers use their noggin I'm not going camping with you any more. I can't put up the tent cause you ate all the stakes Do lumberjacks get waterlogged? I do not know who Robert Frost is, but I have met his brother, Jack Need a pet? Get a skunk. Its the only choice that makes scents!

01-06-2021, 02:13 AM - 4 Likes	#3619
SimonC Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Trearddur Bay, Isle of Anglesey Posts: 466	I’m sure wherever my dad is; he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.

01-06-2021, 10:54 AM - 2 Likes	#3620
AggieDad Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Houston, TX Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,453	Originally posted by clackers Mathematical Statistics jokes are probably low percentage, but here goes: "My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence. Now, that's just mean." As a retired math teacher, I very much like this.

01-06-2021, 11:57 AM	#3621
Walkingwolf Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 172	Originally posted by robtcorl My wife said take $200 and buy me a Nativity set for Christmas, if there's any money left you can spend it on photo gear. Just getting caught up reading this thread. Love this joke! Thanks for posting.

01-07-2021, 06:14 AM - 10 Likes	#3622
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Nothing tops a plain pizza!!

01-07-2021, 06:15 AM - 8 Likes	#3623
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Lego store re-opens after lockdown. Folks lined up for blocks!

01-07-2021, 06:16 AM - 8 Likes	#3624
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	What do you call a Hippies wife? Mississippi

01-07-2021, 06:35 AM	#3625
SimonC Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Trearddur Bay, Isle of Anglesey Posts: 466	Words just can’t express how much I hate World Emoji Day!

01-07-2021, 08:18 AM - 5 Likes	#3626
Martin Stu Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 1,115	Every time I buy something, money is debited from my card. Does anyone know how to disable this feature? Very irritating.

01-07-2021, 08:27 AM - 5 Likes	#3627
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by AggieDad As a retired math teacher, I very much like this. My class mates in my specialist in education (stats) course used to claim I was the class norm.

01-07-2021, 09:48 AM - 2 Likes	#3628
c.a.m Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Ottawa, Canada Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,189	Originally posted by normhead My class mates in my specialist in education (stats) course used to claim I was the class norm. Were you mean?

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