The Joke Thread

SimonC · 01-25-2021, 03:33 PM - **7 Likes**

R.I.P. boiled water

You will be mist.

Last edited by SimonC; 01-26-2021 at 03:40 AM.

robtcorl · 01-25-2021, 05:48 PM - **11 Likes**

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

robtcorl · 01-27-2021, 05:12 AM - **7 Likes**

Only a woman who delivered a baby without epidural, can understand a guy who is having a cold.

35mmfilmfan · 01-27-2021, 04:11 PM - **2 Likes**

Is photographing werewolves Leicanthropy ?

**clackers** · 01-28-2021, 05:18 PM - **20 Likes**

"I have a friend who does lyrics about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams."

MarkJerling · 01-28-2021, 09:04 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by clackers

"I have a friend who does lyrics about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams."

Aaaaaarrrgggggh.

**luftfluss** · 01-28-2021, 09:13 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by clackers

"I have a friend who does lyrics about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams."

I admit, I laughed aloud

SimonC · 01-29-2021, 12:44 AM - **4 Likes**

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

eddie1960 · 01-29-2021, 09:21 AM - **10 Likes**

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's humerus.

Racer X 69 · 01-29-2021, 11:13 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Aaaaaarrrgggggh.

Is it talk like a pirate day again?

**WPRESTO** · 01-29-2021, 11:57 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Is it talk like a pirate day again?

"AVAST!" Said the captain.
"Aye," said the mate, "It be a vast sea."
"BELAY!" Said the Captain
"Aye." said the mate. "It be a right jolly roundelay."

timb64 · 01-29-2021, 12:08 PM - **4 Likes**

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!!!

robtcorl · 01-29-2021, 02:23 PM - **6 Likes**

What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?

8 pirates.

robtcorl · 01-29-2021, 02:23 PM - **2 Likes**

How do pirates like to cook their steaks?

On a BAAAARRRRRBECUE!

robtcorl · 01-29-2021, 02:24 PM - **8 Likes**

A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?
The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”

01-29-2021, 11:57 AM - 3 Likes	#3701
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,103	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Is it talk like a pirate day again? "AVAST!" Said the captain. "Aye," said the mate, "It be a vast sea." "BELAY!" Said the Captain "Aye." said the mate. "It be a right jolly roundelay." Last edited by WPRESTO; 01-29-2021 at 06:01 PM.

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01-25-2021, 03:33 PM - 7 Likes	#3691
SimonC Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Trearddur Bay, Isle of Anglesey Posts: 466	R.I.P. boiled water You will be mist. Last edited by SimonC; 01-26-2021 at 03:40 AM.

01-25-2021, 05:48 PM - 11 Likes	#3692
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. He has selfie steam issues.

01-27-2021, 05:12 AM - 7 Likes	#3693
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Only a woman who delivered a baby without epidural, can understand a guy who is having a cold.

01-27-2021, 04:11 PM - 2 Likes	#3694
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,322	Is photographing werewolves Leicanthropy ?

01-28-2021, 05:18 PM - 20 Likes	#3695
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	"I have a friend who does lyrics about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams."

01-28-2021, 09:04 PM - 3 Likes	#3696
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by clackers "I have a friend who does lyrics about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams." Aaaaaarrrgggggh.

01-28-2021, 09:13 PM - 2 Likes	#3697
luftfluss Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: NJ Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 11,618	Originally posted by clackers "I have a friend who does lyrics about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams." I admit, I laughed aloud

01-29-2021, 12:44 AM - 4 Likes	#3698
SimonC Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Trearddur Bay, Isle of Anglesey Posts: 466	Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

01-29-2021, 09:21 AM - 10 Likes	#3699
eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,666	If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

01-29-2021, 11:13 AM - 1 Like	#3700
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by MarkJerling Aaaaaarrrgggggh. Is it talk like a pirate day again?

01-29-2021, 12:08 PM - 4 Likes	#3702
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!!!

01-29-2021, 02:23 PM - 6 Likes	#3703
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes? 8 pirates.

01-29-2021, 02:23 PM - 2 Likes	#3704
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	How do pirates like to cook their steaks? On a BAAAARRRRRBECUE!

01-29-2021, 02:24 PM - 8 Likes	#3705
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants? The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!”

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