Originally posted by clackers "A man walked into a Melbourne supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, ‘Your barracks door is open,’
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went away looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up to him and said, ‘Your fly is open.’
He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the checkout line being served by that lady, planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, “When you saw my barracks door open, did you see the soldier standing at attention?’
The lady thought for a moment and said, ‘No, I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!’"
The variation on that joke I’m familiar with involves a garage door,sleek red sports car and an old banger with two flat tyres!