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05-07-2021, 02:04 PM - 4 Likes   #3901
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A crime scene investigator found a camera with a partially exposed roll of film inside. He hoped the processed transparencies would provide valuable clues, unfortunately when the film was processed, the results were negatives....

I’m here all week...

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A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries a comb.
He just can't part with it.
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Just quit my job at the helium balloon factory......I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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I left without making a scene.

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I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
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- I dream of earning 10 thousand dollars a month, like my father.
- Does your father make $ 10,000 a month?
- No, but he also dreams about it all the time!
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep,just like my grandad.....not screaming like the passengers in the bus he was driving at the time!

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A big house was being renovated and divided into apartments. The workers were removing a huge fireplace in the entrance hall and having dismantled the mantelpiece, started on the interior. To their surprise the firebricks collapsed revealing a large recess - and a human skeleton. Work stopped immediately and the police were called, who shut down the site and called forensics to investigate. Management groaned, anticipating a long delay to the project, but to their surprise the investigators took just ten minutes to identify, bag and remove the remains and give the job the all clear. The key find was the medallion still hanging from the skeleton’s neck - “World Hide and Seek Champion 1953”
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QuoteOriginally posted by Racer X 69 Quote
The K-1 has a horizon auto correct feature? I did not know that.

You learn the darndest things in this thread.
yup, all in the manual.
when i got the camera initially, the first month or so, i was reading the manual cover to cover, and looking up tutorials all over youtube. what a brilliant camera
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I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are.

He replied, “Aisle B, back.”
05-10-2021, 05:25 PM   #3911
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what a brilliant camera
It is.

But the only time mine is ever off of M is when I set it to B.
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Financial advice (how to get rich):
Try to save 200-300% of your paycheck every month.
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.
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Two cats, named, "one two three and "un du trois" had to swim across a river. Which cat did not make it to the other side, and why?



"One two three" reached the other side because "Un du trois" cat sanc.
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Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk.


The result was staggering.
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