Probably told here before, but here's an old Irish joke:
What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral?
Answer: There is one less drunk at the funeral!
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Another oldie but goody !
Man walks into his bedroom, with a sheep under his arm, and exclaims , "This is who I've been sleeping with since you won't sleep with me!"
The wife, who was laying in bed reading a book, replies, "That's a sheep!"
The man says, "I was talking to the darn sheep!"
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Originally posted by BigDave A minister is giving a sermon on Love Thy Neighbor and the joy of not having any enemies and in the course of the dissertation asks "Can anyone here honestly say they have no enemies"? Old Mrs. Jackson raises her hand and the minister says, "Mrs. Jackson, that is wonderful, please come down here". Mrs. Jackson, being about 92, slowly makes her way down to the front and when she gets there, the minister asks her, "Please, tell all of us, how is it you have no enemies", to which Mrs. Jackson replies, "I out lived the S O Bs"!
Good one!