The Joke Thread

bxf · 07-15-2021, 03:57 PM - **10 Likes**

Kunzite · 07-16-2021, 11:13 AM - **3 Likes**

From a National Geographics documentary:
"And then the male likes all the female's Facebook posts, this way signaling his availability for mating".

Michael Piziak · 07-17-2021, 09:52 PM

Oh, now that's a great one!
Ha!

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Michael Piziak · 07-17-2021, 10:52 PM

**WPRESTO** · 07-18-2021, 10:39 AM - **2 Likes**

What do you call a tree that has some man-made supports around the base to keep it upright?

Trunk-aided

35mmfilmfan · 07-18-2021, 01:13 PM - **3 Likes**

'Dear Sir,

Your advertisement states, quite clearly "If it's safe in water, it's safe in Lux".

Now - about my goldfish . . . .'

35mmfilmfan · 07-20-2021, 12:49 PM - **3 Likes**

I stole away her innocence
With music soft, and several gins.
The magistrate has sent me down -

For robbery with violins.

robtcorl · 07-23-2021, 02:51 PM - **7 Likes**

normhead · 07-24-2021, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by Photos-by-Chas

I got out back in 2001, I retired from employment with the Federal Bureau of Prisons. So much more relaxed now. No more looking over my shoulder to prevent getting stabbed in the back, by the administration.

I felt the same when I retired from teaching High School.

**Photos-by-Chas** · 07-24-2021, 07:59 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by normhead

I felt the same when I retired from teaching High School.

I can understand that. Being retired for just past my 20 year mark, it feels so good.

**fuzzyphotos** · 07-24-2021, 08:18 PM

So a dad joke
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Why don't koala bears drink tea?
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They don't like the quality.

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Originally posted by Photos-by-Chas

I got out back in 2001, I retired from employment with the Federal Bureau of Prisons. So much more relaxed now. No more looking over my shoulder to prevent getting stabbed in the back, by the administration.

It's the same everywhere, now management just wants yes men/women and it's do anything to get to the top. I have never looked back after retiring.

MarkJerling · 07-24-2021, 11:33 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Black coffee

Too true Bob, too true. The struggle is real.

**WPRESTO** · 07-25-2021, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Too true Bob, too true. The struggle is real.

One of the most insidious innovations by management is the evaluation by clients, customers, students. You can get 400 positive responses, but at you annual review it's the one negative that will be discussed. We had teaching evaluation by students, a transparent invitation to lower standards and give high grades. At an annual review I was put on the spot not for anything in the several hundred evaluations submitted, but rather for a casual comment a student made to the academic vice president, obviously a complaint to which I was completely oblivious.

Michael Piziak · 07-25-2021, 02:34 PM - **5 Likes**

Good one!

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**RobA_Oz** · 07-25-2021, 03:06 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Michael Piziak

Good one!

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I actually remember seeing that one on a postcard stand somewhere in England! I don’t think my wife was as amused as I was.

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07-15-2021, 03:57 PM - 10 Likes	#4126
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07-16-2021, 11:13 AM - 3 Likes	#4127
Kunzite Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Romania Posts: 15,132	From a National Geographics documentary: "And then the male likes all the female's Facebook posts, this way signaling his availability for mating".

07-17-2021, 09:52 PM	#4128
Michael Piziak Closed Account Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: West Virginia Posts: 2,815	Oh, now that's a great one! Ha! ---------- Post added 07-17-21 at 09:54 PM ---------- ---------- Post added 07-17-21 at 10:50 PM ----------

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35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,329	'Dear Sir, Your advertisement states, quite clearly "If it's safe in water, it's safe in Lux". Now - about my goldfish . . . .'

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35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,329	I stole away her innocence With music soft, and several gins. The magistrate has sent me down - For robbery with violins.

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normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Photos-by-Chas I got out back in 2001, I retired from employment with the Federal Bureau of Prisons. So much more relaxed now. No more looking over my shoulder to prevent getting stabbed in the back, by the administration. I felt the same when I retired from teaching High School.

07-24-2021, 07:59 PM - 1 Like	#4135
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Originally posted by normhead I felt the same when I retired from teaching High School. I can understand that. Being retired for just past my 20 year mark, it feels so good.

07-24-2021, 08:18 PM	#4136
fuzzyphotos Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2016 Photos: Albums Posts: 313	So a dad joke ; Why don't koala bears drink tea? . . . . . . They don't like the quality. ---------- Post added 07-24-21 at 08:20 PM ---------- Originally posted by Photos-by-Chas I got out back in 2001, I retired from employment with the Federal Bureau of Prisons. So much more relaxed now. No more looking over my shoulder to prevent getting stabbed in the back, by the administration. It's the same everywhere, now management just wants yes men/women and it's do anything to get to the top. I have never looked back after retiring.

07-24-2021, 11:33 PM - 1 Like	#4137
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl Black coffee Too true Bob, too true. The struggle is real.

07-25-2021, 08:41 AM	#4138
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,108	Originally posted by MarkJerling Too true Bob, too true. The struggle is real. One of the most insidious innovations by management is the evaluation by clients, customers, students. You can get 400 positive responses, but at you annual review it's the one negative that will be discussed. We had teaching evaluation by students, a transparent invitation to lower standards and give high grades. At an annual review I was put on the spot not for anything in the several hundred evaluations submitted, but rather for a casual comment a student made to the academic vice president, obviously a complaint to which I was completely oblivious.

07-25-2021, 02:34 PM - 5 Likes	#4139
Michael Piziak Closed Account Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: West Virginia Posts: 2,815	Good one! ---------- Post added 07-25-21 at 02:35 PM ----------

07-25-2021, 03:06 PM - 2 Likes	#4140
RobA_Oz Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tasmania, Australia Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,197	Originally posted by Michael Piziak Good one! ---------- Post added 07-25-21 at 02:35 PM ---------- I actually remember seeing that one on a postcard stand somewhere in England! I don’t think my wife was as amused as I was.