Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan When my ex-boss had a boyfriend with (far) more money than sense, he took her on a 'safari' to Africa (she never knew which part). Before she went, I warned her to beware of the vampire antelope. 'What's that?" she asked.
Vlad The Impala.
She was also disappointed to discover that a 12" Dik-dik was only another kind of antelope.
When our entire department was made redundant, we were discussing future employment prospects, and I suggested she might enjoy working in a Pet Shop. When she asked why, I explained that she would be able to spend her time playing with a Cockatoo.
We had a '76 Chevrolet Impala, which we called 'Vlad'. Great car actually. Was in the family for 22 years. Big, comfortable, powerful (5.7 liter V8), utterly reliable and durable..was Vlad.