The Joke Thread

slartibartfast01 · 11-30-2021, 01:16 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by StiffLegged

Or speling. Missed that, dincha!

Yup, deliberate spelling errors are allowed

sergeremy · 11-30-2021, 03:26 PM - **3 Likes**

If a guitarist changes a lightbulb you can be sure 10 or 20 will show up to prove they can do it better and faster.

Racer X 69 · 11-30-2021, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by StiffLegged

Or speling. Missed that, dincha!

Well, I didn't want to appear to be nitpicking, you know.

**luftfluss** · 11-30-2021, 09:02 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by sergeremy

If a guitarist changes a lightbulb you can be sure 10 or 20 will show up to prove they can do it better and faster.

Until Yngwie Malmsteen shows up, and then those 10 or 20 will claim they will do it slower and with more soul?

sergeremy · 12-01-2021, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by luftfluss

Until Yngwie Malmsteen shows up, and then those 10 or 20 will claim they will do it slower and with more soul?

Obviously! :-D

bigdavephoto · 12-01-2021, 05:56 AM

Originally posted by StiffLegged

I feel I must point out your speling error, it’s Rick Astley. One should always take proper care when tyeping things for the InterWeb, because some moron’s gonna correct it.

I never said I could spell (true statement. Slight hearing problem.) And too lazy to check his name.

Thanks.

Martin Stu · 12-01-2021, 06:10 AM

**WPRESTO** · 12-01-2021, 04:28 PM - **4 Likes**

I never change light bulbs. At night, it's too dark to see clearly and I might put a finger into a hot socket. Daytime,, well obviously I don't need electric light.

**Photos-by-Chas** · 12-03-2021, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

I never change light bulbs. At night, it's too dark to see clearly and I might put a finger into a hot socket. Daytime,, well obviously I don't need electric light.

Good points and attitude.

Racer X 69 · 12-04-2021, 09:16 PM - **5 Likes**

Hey farmer, why don't you fix that leaking roof?

Well, stranger, when it's a rainin', it's too wet to fix it, and when it ain't rainin' it's as good as any man's roof.

Hey farmer, just how do you get to Little Rock?

Well one things for sure, you cain't get there from here.

Hey farmer, I thought you said that puddle weren't very deep?

Only comes up to here on my ducks.

Hey farmer, you ain't too far from a fool, are you?

Well, stranger, there's only a fence between us.

**Photos-by-Chas** · 12-05-2021, 08:16 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hey farmer, why don't you fix that leaking roof?

Well, stranger, when it's a rainin', it's too wet to fix it, and when it ain't rainin' it's as good as any man's roof.

Hey farmer, just how do you get to Little Rock?

Well one things for sure, you cain't get there from here.

Hey farmer, I thought you said that puddle weren't very deep?

Only comes up to here on my ducks.

Hey farmer, you ain't too far from a fool, are you?

Well, stranger, there's only a fence between us.

That last one is great. I'll remember it for the proper moment.

Martin Stu · 12-06-2021, 03:51 AM

Thoughts of the bribe taker: "Apparently, my level of static electricity has decreased - money has become worse to stick to my hands."

Kunzite · 12-06-2021, 05:41 AM - **2 Likes**

There's nothing worse than an old Cranberries song stuck in your heeead, in your heeeeead...

**StiffLegged** · 12-06-2021, 02:09 PM - **5 Likes**

Multilingual warnings are a reassuring sign of your business's concern for customer welfare:–

**Photos-by-Chas** · 12-06-2021, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by StiffLegged

Multilingual warnings are a reassuring sign of your business's concern for customer welfare:–

Seems to me that common sense and logic would dictate that care. However, there are those in whom the aforementioned thought processes do not exist.

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11-30-2021, 01:16 PM - 1 Like	#4486
slartibartfast01 Pentaxian Join Date: May 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,931	Originally posted by StiffLegged Or speling. Missed that, dincha! Yup, deliberate spelling errors are allowed

11-30-2021, 03:26 PM - 3 Likes	#4487
sergeremy Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Périgueux Posts: 733	If a guitarist changes a lightbulb you can be sure 10 or 20 will show up to prove they can do it better and faster.

11-30-2021, 07:17 PM	#4488
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by StiffLegged Or speling. Missed that, dincha! Well, I didn't want to appear to be nitpicking, you know.

11-30-2021, 09:02 PM - 3 Likes	#4489
luftfluss Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: NJ Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 11,619	Originally posted by sergeremy If a guitarist changes a lightbulb you can be sure 10 or 20 will show up to prove they can do it better and faster. Until Yngwie Malmsteen shows up, and then those 10 or 20 will claim they will do it slower and with more soul?

12-01-2021, 12:19 AM	#4490
sergeremy Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Périgueux Posts: 733	Originally posted by luftfluss Until Yngwie Malmsteen shows up, and then those 10 or 20 will claim they will do it slower and with more soul? Obviously! :-D

12-01-2021, 05:56 AM	#4491
bigdavephoto Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: East central Indiana Photos: Gallery Posts: 893	Originally posted by StiffLegged I feel I must point out your speling error, it’s Rick Astley. One should always take proper care when tyeping things for the InterWeb, because some moron’s gonna correct it. I never said I could spell (true statement. Slight hearing problem.) And too lazy to check his name. Thanks.

12-01-2021, 06:10 AM	#4492
Martin Stu Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 1,115

12-01-2021, 04:28 PM - 4 Likes	#4493
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,104	I never change light bulbs. At night, it's too dark to see clearly and I might put a finger into a hot socket. Daytime,, well obviously I don't need electric light.

12-03-2021, 11:17 AM	#4494
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Originally posted by WPRESTO I never change light bulbs. At night, it's too dark to see clearly and I might put a finger into a hot socket. Daytime,, well obviously I don't need electric light. Good points and attitude.

12-04-2021, 09:16 PM - 5 Likes	#4495
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Hey farmer, why don't you fix that leaking roof? Well, stranger, when it's a rainin', it's too wet to fix it, and when it ain't rainin' it's as good as any man's roof. Hey farmer, just how do you get to Little Rock? Well one things for sure, you cain't get there from here. Hey farmer, I thought you said that puddle weren't very deep? Only comes up to here on my ducks. Hey farmer, you ain't too far from a fool, are you? Well, stranger, there's only a fence between us.

12-05-2021, 08:16 PM - 1 Like	#4496
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hey farmer, why don't you fix that leaking roof? Well, stranger, when it's a rainin', it's too wet to fix it, and when it ain't rainin' it's as good as any man's roof. Hey farmer, just how do you get to Little Rock? Well one things for sure, you cain't get there from here. Hey farmer, I thought you said that puddle weren't very deep? Only comes up to here on my ducks. Hey farmer, you ain't too far from a fool, are you? Well, stranger, there's only a fence between us. That last one is great. I'll remember it for the proper moment.

12-06-2021, 03:51 AM	#4497
Martin Stu Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 1,115	Thoughts of the bribe taker: "Apparently, my level of static electricity has decreased - money has become worse to stick to my hands."

12-06-2021, 05:41 AM - 2 Likes	#4498
Kunzite Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Romania Posts: 15,132	There's nothing worse than an old Cranberries song stuck in your heeead, in your heeeeead...

12-06-2021, 02:09 PM - 5 Likes	#4499
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,616	Multilingual warnings are a reassuring sign of your business's concern for customer welfare:–

12-06-2021, 02:46 PM	#4500
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Originally posted by StiffLegged Multilingual warnings are a reassuring sign of your business's concern for customer welfare:– Seems to me that common sense and logic would dictate that care. However, there are those in whom the aforementioned thought processes do not exist.