The Joke Thread

35mmfilmfan · 12-10-2021, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by timb64

At least she didn’t poo on the carpet and bite the postman!!

True - but the milkman always had a smile on his face .. . . ...

bxf · 12-11-2021, 02:20 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by timb64

At least she didn’t poo on the carpet and bite the postman!!

Well, we haven't really been presented with any evidence pertaining to these...

35mmfilmfan · 12-11-2021, 10:18 AM - **1 Like**

Well, I could attach an image of the carpet demonstrating lack of poo - but that wouldn't really demonstrate that it weren't her what didn't do it.

robtcorl · 12-12-2021, 05:25 PM - **9 Likes**

**Photos-by-Chas** · 12-12-2021, 07:07 PM - **2 Likes**

Bring your own Chianti?

lesmore49 · 12-12-2021, 07:57 PM

Interesting sign. Now where have I seen that guy in the picture...before ?

**DamienW** · 12-12-2021, 08:06 PM - **2 Likes**

Tastes like chicken!

**Photos-by-Chas** · 12-12-2021, 09:13 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by DamienW

Tastes like chicken!

Batty Koda said that in the animated movie, "Fern Gulley" about humans.

bry · 12-13-2021, 05:12 AM - **2 Likes**

A bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear.

bry · 12-13-2021, 05:13 AM

A bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear.

35mmfilmfan · 12-13-2021, 05:36 AM - **1 Like**

A kangaroo with no sense of balance.

A wobbly Wallaby

timb64 · 12-13-2021, 05:44 AM - **2 Likes**

An uneven ass?

Wonky donkey!

**WPRESTO** · 12-13-2021, 05:57 AM - **1 Like**

Harsh directions for cleaning up dripping saliva from a dumb animal that brings petrol to run factory machinery?

Tool fuel fool mule drool cruel rules. (try saying that quickly three times)

bertwert · 12-13-2021, 08:06 PM - **8 Likes**

I took my carbon monoxide detector down because the beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy.

**StiffLegged** · 12-13-2021, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

I took my carbon monoxide detector down because the beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy.

Unfortunately true to life.

12-13-2021, 05:57 AM - 1 Like	#4528
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12-10-2021, 11:40 AM	#4516
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,327	Originally posted by timb64 At least she didn’t poo on the carpet and bite the postman!! True - but the milkman always had a smile on his face .. . . ...

12-11-2021, 02:20 AM - 1 Like	#4517
bxf Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Lisbon area Posts: 1,660	Originally posted by timb64 At least she didn’t poo on the carpet and bite the postman!! Well, we haven't really been presented with any evidence pertaining to these...

12-11-2021, 10:18 AM - 1 Like	#4518
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,327	Well, I could attach an image of the carpet demonstrating lack of poo - but that wouldn't really demonstrate that it weren't her what didn't do it.

12-12-2021, 05:25 PM - 9 Likes	#4519
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606

12-12-2021, 07:07 PM - 2 Likes	#4520
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Bring your own Chianti?

12-12-2021, 07:57 PM	#4521
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,342	Interesting sign. Now where have I seen that guy in the picture...before ?

12-12-2021, 08:06 PM - 2 Likes	#4522
DamienW Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2019 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 847	Tastes like chicken!

12-12-2021, 09:13 PM - 1 Like	#4523
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Originally posted by DamienW Tastes like chicken! Batty Koda said that in the animated movie, "Fern Gulley" about humans.

12-13-2021, 05:12 AM - 2 Likes	#4524
bry New Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Cebu City Posts: 11	A bear with no teeth? Gummy bear.

12-13-2021, 05:13 AM	#4525
bry New Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Cebu City Posts: 11	A bear with no teeth? Gummy bear.

12-13-2021, 05:36 AM - 1 Like	#4526
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,327	A kangaroo with no sense of balance. A wobbly Wallaby

12-13-2021, 05:44 AM - 2 Likes	#4527
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	An uneven ass? Wonky donkey!

12-13-2021, 08:06 PM - 8 Likes	#4529
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173 Original Poster	I took my carbon monoxide detector down because the beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy.

12-13-2021, 11:37 PM	#4530
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,616	Originally posted by bertwert I took my carbon monoxide detector down because the beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy. Unfortunately true to life.