Originally posted by robtcorl Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora.......it means a lot to me.
I only know this version:
A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow:
"Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do."
The man clears his throat and says: "Plethora."
The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a lot."
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Some followups:
Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."
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Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Earth." The widow replies, "Thank you, that means the world."