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12-19-2021, 04:39 AM - 4 Likes   #4561
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This is not a joke, but is not completely off-topic.

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12-19-2021, 06:20 AM - 4 Likes   #4562
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I hope they weren't doing it in front of Mynahs.
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I hope they weren't doing it in front of Mynahs.
Groan!
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Maybe Canada too, eh?

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Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora.......it means a lot to me.
12-22-2021, 05:24 PM - 3 Likes   #4566
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I'm giving up drinking until Christmas.
Sorry, wrong punctuation.
I'm giving up.
Drinking until Christmas.

Also, remember if you are going to drink and drive, make sure you have a car.

Best wishes for you and yours during this Holiday Season and always.

Cheers,

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Maybe Canada too, eh?
Yep Canada too. Our daughter has a sled dog type. He was born in northern Canada and one of our neighbours, also has a sled dog type. Not uncommon here, as many are rescues.

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It makes scents when you think about it."
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Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora.......it means a lot to me.
I only know this version:

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow:

"Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do."
The man clears his throat and says: "Plethora."
The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a lot."

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Some followups:

Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."
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Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Earth." The widow replies, "Thank you, that means the world."
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Received a wedding invitation from a good friend the today, it said:
"Your presence enough is a gift. We do not want any gifts on our wedding day."

Guess I'm not invited after all...
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Yeah, Bert dont go. It would just prove you are a rebel
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Knock Knock.

Who's there ?

Mary.

Mary who ?







Mary Christmas
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