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Parallax · 12-31-2021, 09:22 AM - **11 Likes**

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**steamloco76** · 12-31-2021, 11:03 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

The fact that there's a highway to hell, and only a stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

Is there a People Mover to Purgatory?

**WPRESTO** · 12-31-2021, 11:54 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by steamloco76

Is there a People Mover to Purgatory?

People passing to purgatory proceed primarily a pied or propel by pedal power as it's prohibited to possess a piston-powered Porsche, Peugeot or Plymouth.

35mmfilmfan · 12-31-2021, 12:20 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by steamloco76

Is there a People Mover to Purgatory?

British Rail - and, so you are prepared, they give you a taster throughout your entire journey.

**StiffLegged** · 12-31-2021, 03:52 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

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Didn’t you boil ‘em first?? Thought so.

Parallax · 12-31-2021, 04:09 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by StiffLegged

Didn’t you boil ‘em first?? Thought so.

I knew I forgot something!

Martin Stu · 01-01-2022, 02:50 AM - **2 Likes**

the fruits of training...

**steamloco76** · 01-01-2022, 07:38 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by WPRESTO

People passing to purgatory proceed primarily a pied or propel by pedal power as it's prohibited to possess a piston-powered Porsche, Peugeot or Plymouth.

Positively pathetic pontification without Pontiac and Packard.

robtcorl · 01-01-2022, 08:39 AM - **7 Likes**

Times have sure changed.
I used to cough to cover up a fart, now I fart to cover up a cough.

35mmfilmfan · 01-01-2022, 11:39 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Times have sure changed.
I used to cough to cover up a fart, now I fart to cover up a cough.

Don't worry - if you can still smell your farts, you're safe.

Parallax · 01-01-2022, 12:05 PM - **2 Likes**

As Jack Nicholson said in The Bucket List: "Never trust a fart".

lesmore49 · 01-01-2022, 08:56 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

As Jack Nicholson said in The Bucket List: "Never trust a fart".

Well...when you get older, sometimes you take a risk...letting loose a fart.

But then...life is about taking risks...I suppose.

**jawats** · 01-02-2022, 03:36 PM - **5 Likes**

A guy walks into his house after work, nobody is home, and there's a note from his wife on the fridge that says, "This isn't working anymore. I'm sorry."

He opens the fridge, everything's cold, and mutters "liar."

Martin Stu · 01-03-2022, 09:21 AM - **2 Likes**

Detective novel

Parallax · 01-05-2022, 09:13 AM - **5 Likes**

2022 is the year I vow to finish everything I star

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