Originally posted by Racer X 69 ...........
He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn’t man’s best friend, get a dog.
True story ............ my wife and I both play a multiplayer computer game/simulation that is based around hunting wild animals ('The Hunter: Call of the Wild' if anyone is interested). One of the available extra DLCs is for a hunting dog (bloodhound) to help you track any prey you have shot but not initially killed outright. You can pick a gender for the dog, the colour variation and also name them and to keep up their morale you have to periodically pet/play with them and give them treats so that they stay happy and attentive and therefore track the prey better.
After we got ours selected as far as gender and colour type we had to decide on names and my wife picked 'Cassie' for her female, brown, saddle-back, I chose to call my male, black and tan, saddle-back 'Stainz'. On hearing my dog's name my wife asked "Why on earth did you call your dog Stainz?" to which I replied ....
"So that I can wander through the bush shouting "Come Stainz!" at the top of my lungs!"