The Joke Thread

**ProfessorBuzz** · 03-06-2022, 08:06 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan

It seems that once there was a surgeon, whose work was exemplary - led his team well, ensured the less-experienced members were fully aware of procedures, asked for instruments politely, ensured all foreign objects were removed from the incision etc - in short, the man you would choose for any invasive surgery.

He had, unfortunately, one minor failing - when it came to actually closing an incision, he suffered from indecision, and had to take his time to ensure he made no errors. Then a book was recommended to him, and after reading it, his confidence improved dramatically.

The book was called The Calmer Suture.

Am glad he read the book. Otherwise colleagues would say with derision, he had precision incision indecision.

Martin Stu · 03-07-2022, 03:49 AM

**Photos-by-Chas** · 03-11-2022, 07:45 AM

Originally posted by Martin Stu

Now that is really funny.

Martin Stu · 03-11-2022, 08:50 AM - **1 Like**

on the advice of a doctor

35mmfilmfan · 03-13-2022, 09:10 AM - **2 Likes**

Those interested in 'Days of Yore' may like some information concerning the famed Knights at King Arthur's Court :

Knights of the Round Table.

Designed by - Sir Cumference

Unnecessary Knight - Sir Plus

Alcoholic Knight - Sir Osis of the liver

French Knight - Sir Cumflex

Rotating Knight - Sir Cles

Court chiropodist - Sir Feet

Knight who says 'Boo!' - Sir Prise

Knight who will never use two or threee words when a couple of thousand will easily do - Sir Cumlocutory

Perverted Knight - Sir Vice

Disgusting Knight - Sir Vile

Sinuous Knight - Sir Pentine

Knight who gives injections - Sir Inge

Operating Knight - Sir Geon

Educated Knight - Sir Tificated

'Mod' Knight - Sir Face

**Photos-by-Chas** · 03-13-2022, 09:38 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan

Those interested in 'Days of Yore' may like some information concerning the famed Knights at King Arthur's Court :

Knights of the Round Table.

Designed by - Sir Cumference

Unnecessary Knight - Sir Plus

Alcoholic Knight - Sir Osis of the liver

French Knight - Sir Cumflex

Rotating Knight - Sir Cles

Court chiropodist - Sir Feet

Knight who says 'Boo!' - Sir Prise

Knight who will never use two or threee words when a couple of thousand will easily do - Sir Cumlocutory

Perverted Knight - Sir Vice

Disgusting Knight - Sir Vile

Sinuous Knight - Sir Pentine

Knight who gives injections - Sir Inge

Operating Knight - Sir Geon

Educated Knight - Sir Tificated

'Mod' Knight - Sir Face

And don’t forget the profanely entertaining knight: Sir Cuss

**WPRESTO** · 03-13-2022, 10:06 AM - **2 Likes**

And the knight who owes labor to his master - Sir Vitude

The Knight who is never wrong - Sir Tainty

The knight in charge of events - Sir Amony

The Knight in charge of the meat pantry - Sir Loin

Racer X 69 · 03-13-2022, 01:05 PM - **1 Like**

The Knight of the situation: Sir Cumstance

**cartesio** · 03-13-2022, 01:52 PM - **1 Like**

The Knight fiinding unexpected things - Sir Endipity

**Riggomatic** · 03-13-2022, 02:04 PM - **1 Like**

And the (k)night stuck in a dream state: Sir Real

disconnekt · 03-13-2022, 02:33 PM - **1 Like**

With their (k)night cook: Sir Mix-a-lot

**StiffLegged** · 03-13-2022, 02:56 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by disconnekt

With their (k)night cook: Sir Mix-a-lot

And his kitchen hands, Sam and Ella.

**WPRESTO** · 03-13-2022, 03:40 PM - **1 Like**

The knight who would not fight - Sir Ender.

The knight who had too much of everything - Sir Feit

The preachy knight - Sir Mon

slartibartfast01 · 03-13-2022, 03:42 PM - **1 Like**

The knight with a tight foreskin, Sir Cumsision.

timb64 · 03-13-2022, 04:05 PM - **1 Like**

The knight who didn’t trust anyone - Sir Spicious.

The knight who administered his medicine ….ahem…internally- Sir Positary

03-07-2022, 03:49 AM	#4787
Martin Stu Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 1,115	Last edited by Martin Stu; 03-11-2022 at 08:38 AM.

03-13-2022, 01:05 PM - 1 Like	#4793
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	The Knight of the situation: Sir Cumstance Last edited by Racer X 69; 03-13-2022 at 01:13 PM.

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03-06-2022, 08:06 AM - 1 Like	#4786
ProfessorBuzz Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 1,903	Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan It seems that once there was a surgeon, whose work was exemplary - led his team well, ensured the less-experienced members were fully aware of procedures, asked for instruments politely, ensured all foreign objects were removed from the incision etc - in short, the man you would choose for any invasive surgery. He had, unfortunately, one minor failing - when it came to actually closing an incision, he suffered from indecision, and had to take his time to ensure he made no errors. Then a book was recommended to him, and after reading it, his confidence improved dramatically. The book was called The Calmer Suture. Am glad he read the book. Otherwise colleagues would say with derision, he had precision incision indecision.

03-11-2022, 07:45 AM	#4788
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Originally posted by Martin Stu Now that is really funny.

03-11-2022, 08:50 AM - 1 Like	#4789
Martin Stu Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 1,115	on the advice of a doctor

03-13-2022, 09:10 AM - 2 Likes	#4790
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,329	Those interested in 'Days of Yore' may like some information concerning the famed Knights at King Arthur's Court : Knights of the Round Table. Designed by - Sir Cumference Unnecessary Knight - Sir Plus Alcoholic Knight - Sir Osis of the liver French Knight - Sir Cumflex Rotating Knight - Sir Cles Court chiropodist - Sir Feet Knight who says 'Boo!' - Sir Prise Knight who will never use two or threee words when a couple of thousand will easily do - Sir Cumlocutory Perverted Knight - Sir Vice Disgusting Knight - Sir Vile Sinuous Knight - Sir Pentine Knight who gives injections - Sir Inge Operating Knight - Sir Geon Educated Knight - Sir Tificated 'Mod' Knight - Sir Face

03-13-2022, 09:38 AM - 1 Like	#4791
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan Those interested in 'Days of Yore' may like some information concerning the famed Knights at King Arthur's Court : Knights of the Round Table. Designed by - Sir Cumference Unnecessary Knight - Sir Plus Alcoholic Knight - Sir Osis of the liver French Knight - Sir Cumflex Rotating Knight - Sir Cles Court chiropodist - Sir Feet Knight who says 'Boo!' - Sir Prise Knight who will never use two or threee words when a couple of thousand will easily do - Sir Cumlocutory Perverted Knight - Sir Vice Disgusting Knight - Sir Vile Sinuous Knight - Sir Pentine Knight who gives injections - Sir Inge Operating Knight - Sir Geon Educated Knight - Sir Tificated 'Mod' Knight - Sir Face And don’t forget the profanely entertaining knight: Sir Cuss

03-13-2022, 10:06 AM - 2 Likes	#4792
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,108	And the knight who owes labor to his master - Sir Vitude The Knight who is never wrong - Sir Tainty The knight in charge of events - Sir Amony The Knight in charge of the meat pantry - Sir Loin

03-13-2022, 01:52 PM - 1 Like	#4794
cartesio Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2016 Photos: Gallery Posts: 899	The Knight fiinding unexpected things - Sir Endipity

03-13-2022, 02:04 PM - 1 Like	#4795
Riggomatic Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Auburn, Indiana Photos: Albums Posts: 3,886	And the (k)night stuck in a dream state: Sir Real

03-13-2022, 02:33 PM - 1 Like	#4796
disconnekt Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: SoCal/I.E. Photos: Albums Posts: 1,699	With their (k)night cook: Sir Mix-a-lot

03-13-2022, 02:56 PM - 1 Like	#4797
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,620	Originally posted by disconnekt With their (k)night cook: Sir Mix-a-lot And his kitchen hands, Sam and Ella.

03-13-2022, 03:40 PM - 1 Like	#4798
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,108	The knight who would not fight - Sir Ender. The knight who had too much of everything - Sir Feit The preachy knight - Sir Mon

03-13-2022, 03:42 PM - 1 Like	#4799
slartibartfast01 Pentaxian Join Date: May 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,931	The knight with a tight foreskin, Sir Cumsision.

03-13-2022, 04:05 PM - 1 Like	#4800
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	The knight who didn’t trust anyone - Sir Spicious. The knight who administered his medicine ….ahem…internally- Sir Positary