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04-01-2022, 07:09 AM - 6 Likes   #4831
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The old fashioned,non-PC answer would be a sock in the mouth,but domestic violence is never acceptable or a laughing matter
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Who puts socks in a dishwasher ? I just wear mine in the shower to clean them.
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V-A-V the dishwasher who complains. There are three important things for husbands: 1: be quick to say "you're right"; 2) learn how to say "I'm sorry"; and 3) know when it's time to go out and work on the car.

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Mike Absolom : 'Don't put your cat in the washing machine, or you'll get a sock in the puss.'

Saying 'You're right' works best if you do not add 'for once'. 'I'm sorry' should not be followed by 'I married you'.
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Did you hear about the lazy apprentice at the photo studio? The boss fired him for a lack of focus.
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Where do ducks have lunch ?

At a quacketeria

Be careful of White Rum - it could lead to a Bacardiac arrest
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V-A-V the previous post, a comment in my mind that is related, from THE BARD:

‘Oh, how this spring of love resembleth the uncertain glory of an April day, Which now shows all beauty of the Sun, and by and by a cloud takes all away’
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'Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive -
But, after practising a while
How vastly we improve our style.'


'One Swallow doth not a summer make,
Nor iron bars a cage -
And mucking around with their verses
Puts all poets in a rage.'
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Since robtcorl used to contribute to this thread you might want to know that our friend is no longer with us.

https://www.feyfuneralhome.com/obituary/Robert-Correll

I'm sure Bob wouldn't want us to stop laughing, though.

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QuoteOriginally posted by normhead Quote
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One day, a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother.
The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, “Mom… What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!”
Her mom replies, “Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad.”
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