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04-22-2022, 05:51 AM - 7 Likes   #4846
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Go electric, save the planet.
Guess that makes it a hybrid?

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Go electric, save the planet.
When you car runs out of gas on a long drive, you call for help. someone comes with a gallon or two, you're on your way in maybe 30 minutes.

Electrical runs out of go, you call for help, they come with a tow truck after which you wait how long for a charge? And how much does it cost compared to delivery of a gallon of gasoline?

My next vehicle will probably be a hybrid, probably one made by Toyota because they have long experience and proven reliability. But all electric? Sorry I'm old fashioned, but I would not trust one for anything but local driving where I know the distances and the locations of charging stations,. A handful of public plug-in points are now available, none of them especially convenient to where we shop.or go out to eat, so it is not possible to top-up batteries while doing one of those common away-from-home activities unless you're willing to walk a mile or more to work up an appetite, and the same after eating to walk off the meal.
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QuoteOriginally posted by WPRESTO Quote
When you car runs out of gas on a long drive, you call for help. someone comes with a gallon or two, you're on your way in maybe 30 minutes.

Electrical runs out of go, you call for help, they come with a tow truck after which you wait how long for a charge? And how much does it cost compared to delivery of a gallon of gasoline?

My next vehicle will probably be a hybrid, probably one made by Toyota because they have long experience and proven reliability. But all electric? Sorry I'm old fashioned, but I would not trust one for anything but local driving where I know the distances and the locations of charging stations,. A handful of public plug-in points are now available, none of them especially convenient to where we shop.or go out to eat, so it is not possible to top-up batteries while doing one of those common away-from-home activities unless you're willing to walk a mile or more to work up an appetite, and the same after eating to walk off the meal.
I agree, the nationwide infrastructure, electricity grid and the generation points are in short supply at this time and will not be provided overnight. Plus the cost of building all the necessary equipment will not be picked from trees, taxes and costs will be gleaned from the populace. It will not be an easy task.

On top of all that I like riding a motorcycle and a bike ain't a bike unless it rumbles when I twist that throttle, so I'll want that gasoline powered internal combustion engine around for a long time yet.

P.S. This is not a joke, sorry if posted in the wrong thread.
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