Allegedly, at an undisclosed address somewhere in Westminster, an illegal gathering was held, in direct contravention of regulations. I have used the FOI Act, and plain honest bribery, to ascertain a list of the guests, which I append :
Mr & Mrs Dral - and their daughter, Cathy
Mr & Mrs Wall-carpeting - and their son, Walter
Mr & Mrs Anchor - and their son, William
Mr & Mrs Bates - and their son - doesn't
Mr & Mrs Handel - and their daughter Doreen, usually known as Dor
Mr & Mrs Vere - and their son, Percy
Mr & Mrs Banks - and their son, Robin
Mr & Mrs Onymouse - and their daughter, Ann
Mr & Mrs Plasm - and their son, Hector
Mr & Mrs Lear - and their son Peter Quentin, known as P.Q.Lear
Mr & Mrs Seville - and their daughter, Barbara
Mr & Mrs Lee Speaking - and their son, Frank
their daughter, Norma
and their military cousin, General
Mr & Mrs Porates - and their daughter, Eva
Mr & Mrs Macassar - and their Auntie
Mr & Mrs Pective - and their son Percival, usually called Perce
Mr & Mrs Gaiter - and their daughter Alison, known as Allie
Mr & Mrs Tonin - and their daughter, Sara
Mr & Mrs Ross - and their son, Albert
Mr & Mrs Tania - their daughter Lucy, and their son, Morrie
Mr & Mrs Trician - and their son, Alec
Mr & Mrs Itus - and their son, Arthur
Mr & Mrs Zola - and their cheesy daughter, Gorgon
Mr & Mrs Druff - and their son, Dan
Mr & Mrs Opteryx - and their son, Archie
Mr & Mrs Wild - and their son, Barnaby
Mr & Mrs Sleigh - and their son, Bob
Mr & Mrs Sticated - and their daughter, Sophie
Mr & Mrs O'Dactyl - and their son, Peter
Mr & Mrs Case - and their son, Justin
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