Originally posted by Martin Stu A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?" He smiled and replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
Yeah, according to game theory this should make everyone never leave office at all. In reality this will just mean that the one that was usually the last to come in every day will be the second-to-last, being only a minute earlier than the one that did the math and realized that coming in on the minute every day and paying the ticket is worth more than giving in to that mean game. Or, if it's too expensive, this will force one of them to be terminated and sue for idk having to pay to be able to work and win. Or you just park outside of company property for free if it's within a reasonable walking distance.
Oh, this is the joke thread, right? Sorry