We all have our favorite movies. But what is your favorite "scene"?
1970's Little Big Man - a major is asking General Custer about going into the coulee.
Custer: This man will be invaluable to me, Major.
Major: Invaluable, sir?
Custer: I almost hanged him as a renegade. Now he asks to be a scout. Oh, his game is very obvious: to lead me away from his Indian friends.
Major: Well, I still don't quite follow you, General.
Custer: Anything that man tells me will be a lie. Therefore, he will be a perfect reverse barometer. Isn't that correct?
Major: (Stammers) Of course, General.
Custer: Men, hold! We will take brief refreshment. Water only!
Soldier: Yes sir! Dismount! Water break!
(Custer gargles some water and spits on a lieutenant's boot.)
Custer: Oh, excuse me, Lieutenant. It's the celibacy of the saddle. I had muscle spasms all night. Poison from the goonads.
Lieutenant: Poison from the what, sir?
Custer: Goonads. That's medical terminology.
Major: General, it's my duty as your -
(Custer gargles and spits again as the men step back).
Custer: The poison rises from the goonads to the throat and seeps down to various muscles.
Sergeant: The Crows want to know if you're going down the Medicine Tail Coulee.
Custer: Oh, they do, do they?
Major: Yes, sir, they do. They claim they want time to sing their death song.
Custer: Tell the Crows they're women!
Major: But, sir, if the hostiles come in behind us, and if they're waiting for us below, we'll never get out of there.
Custer: Hostiles behind us? I see no hostiles behind us. Do you see any hostiles behind us, Major?
Major: No, sir, not at the moment.
Custer: Then, then, then - stop trying to cause a reversal of a Custer decision.
Major: But, sir, wouldn't...wouldn't it be best to send a squad down Medicine Tail Coulee?
Custer: No, it wouldn't.
Major: May I ask, sir, why it wouldn't?
Custer: Because, Major, it would cost us the vital element of surprise.
Major: Surprise? But General, they know we're here.
Custer: But they don't know that I intend to attack them without mercy.
Major: But, General, that's no surprise.
Custer: Of course it is. Nothing is more surprising than the attack without mercy.
Major: General...General, I must protest this impetuous decision.
Custer: A Custer decision, impetuous? Grant called me impetuous, too! That drunkard, sitting there in the White House, calling me impetuous!
Major: General, I implore you to reconsider. Think of the men whose lives depend upon you.
Custer: What do you think I should do, mule skinner?
Major: Sir, that man doesn't know anything!
Custer: What do you say, mule skinner? Should I go down there, or withdraw? Well? What's your answer, mule skinner?
Mule Skinner: General, you go down there. (Points).
Custer: You're advising me to go into the coulee?
Mule Skinner: Yes, sir.
Custer: There are no Indians there, I suppose?
Mule Skinner: I didn't say that. There are thousands of Indians down there, and when they get done with you, there won't be nothing left but a greasy spot. This ain't the Washita River, General, and them ain't helpless women and children waiting for you. They're Cheyenne brave, and Sioux. You go down there if you got the nerve!
Custer: Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there! (Laughs and turns to the major and spreads his arms). Well! Are you reassured now, Major?
This is the last of that.
I love this whole move. Surprisingly, maybe, Chief Dan George was the only oscar nomination (supporting actor). That year, "Patton" won best movie (Airport, Five Easy Pieces, Love Story, MASH were nominees. Burt Lancaster said Airport was "the worst piece of junk ever made". Critic Judith Crist famously dubbed Airport "the best film of 1944").
Last edited by SpecialK; 04-01-2017 at 10:13 PM.