About 25 years or so ago, I bought my last drill. Before that I had drills that lasted about 5 years, than usually I would see wisps of smoke coming out of the drill's ventilation slats. The drills would stop dead in their tracks sometimes.
So I went to a company that sold to consumers, but mostly sold to contractors, builders, carpenters, locksmiths. In other words guys who earn their living using power tools and can't afford any down time. I told the slaes associate my drill problems.
He suggested a Black & Decker drill. I said no, no way...I've had some of that brand, they keep breaking down. He asked me what kind of B&D did I have. He said those are consumer drills you pick up at big box stores, usually greatly discounted. I said yes.
He said you get what you pay for and that the Black & Decker line also has industrial class drills which are pro drills and are used by carpenters, etc. So I picked up a corded B&D
Industrial 3/8 th inch drill.
In the quarter century I've used it, it has done everything I've asked, Never once smoked, stopped...just drilled away. No job too big or hard. This is a fine piece of heavy duty equipment.
Lesson learned...you get what you pay for. Never been a problem. A pleasure to use.
I paid $ 126 CAD 25 or so years ago. My consumer drills previous to this..cost me around $ 35 CAD, back then. I probably would of been through about 5-6 consumer drills in that time period. According to my primitive math skills, I've saved money with my Industrial level drill.
B& D bought out DeWalt a number of years ago. I understand that the Industrial quality drills they make now, are DeWalt branded.
I know...I know...this thread is satire...so I've reread my post...and find it hilarious...
...in addition to being informative.