The Greatest Pick Up Line I Ever Heard

benjikan · 09-03-2008, 12:41 PM

BEST PICK UP LINE I NEVER USED:

A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'Nope', he replies,

'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?'

'What's so special about it?'

The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.

'The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,

'Damn thing's an hour fast.'

Clicker · 09-03-2008, 01:07 PM

Are you gonna try that line in Paris Ben?

Isaac314 · 09-03-2008, 01:08 PM

"lol"
...........

dave sz · 09-03-2008, 01:11 PM

hahahahahaha, that's great!!!

Tom S. · 09-03-2008, 01:14 PM

Kind of like the "That dress would look great on my bedroom floor." line.

ftpaddict · 09-03-2008, 01:26 PM

Benjamin, this would have gone really well in the Joke Thread.

https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/general-talk/35812-joke-thread.html

Or do you want to drive more traffic to your websites by making a new thread?

gawan · 09-03-2008, 01:33 PM

ROFLOL and can't stop!

roentarre · 09-03-2008, 02:37 PM

That is sooo witty. I was just giggling at work

Buddha Jones · 09-03-2008, 03:02 PM

That s pretty fricken awesome..

dws1117 · 09-03-2008, 07:44 PM

That's a good one.

Damn Brit · 09-03-2008, 09:59 PM

Ha ha.
Here's the watch

lithos · 09-03-2008, 10:10 PM

Shag me, a DOXA SUB?!

I've underestimated you, Damn Brit.

The man has excellent taste.

As you for pickup lines, I'm a fan of "No, I'm not happy to see you, that's just a Platinum Visa in my pocket."

lithos · 09-03-2008, 10:11 PM

(You a Cussler fan, DB?)

Damn Brit · 09-03-2008, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by lithos

(You a Cussler fan, DB?)

Yeah, the watch is #637 of the Cussler special edition. I wanted one ever since Jacques Couseau started wearing one (he helped develop it) but I was a kid then. Cussler revived my desire and three years ago my lovely wife bought me one for Christmas.

While we are asking questions of each other, what the f!@# is the boot test?

The line that works for me here in the US is "Do you have any English in you? No, well would you like some?"

lithos · 09-03-2008, 10:34 PM

Man, I always wanted one of the black PVD Doxas, except with an orange dial instead of a black one.

The Boot Test is used to compare value-for-money between cameras. If someone comes up to you with a Canon ID Mk. III or a Nikon D3, saying theirs is a better camera in all aspects, calmy state that Pentax does better in the Boot Test.

The Boot Test is when you, with your Pentax, and the other guy, with his expensive Canon or Nikon both kick ("boot") your cameras (with lenses) into the nearest available body of water.

You then see who's more out of pocket, and that person's camera fails the boot test.

09-03-2008, 12:41 PM	#1
benjikan Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Paris, France Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,308	The Greatest Pick Up Line I Ever Heard BEST PICK UP LINE I NEVER USED: A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'Nope', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?' 'What's so special about it?' The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now? 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties. 'The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!' The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'

09-03-2008, 09:59 PM	#11
Damn Brit Guest	Ha ha. Here's the watch Last edited by Damn Brit; 10-03-2008 at 10:38 PM.

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dave sz Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: carpentersville, IL Posts: 693	hahahahahaha, that's great!!!

09-03-2008, 01:14 PM	#5
Tom S. Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: S.E. Michigan Photos: Albums Posts: 4,317	Kind of like the "That dress would look great on my bedroom floor." line.

09-03-2008, 01:26 PM	#6
ftpaddict Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Yurp Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,666	Benjamin, this would have gone really well in the Joke Thread. https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/general-talk/35812-joke-thread.html Or do you want to drive more traffic to your websites by making a new thread?

09-03-2008, 01:33 PM	#7
gawan Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Helsinki Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,400	ROFLOL and can't stop!

09-03-2008, 02:37 PM	#8
roentarre Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 11,783	That is sooo witty. I was just giggling at work

09-03-2008, 03:02 PM	#9
Buddha Jones Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC Photos: Gallery Posts: 2,587	That s pretty fricken awesome..

09-03-2008, 07:44 PM	#10
dws1117 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Spring, TX. Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,157	That's a good one.

09-03-2008, 10:10 PM	#12
lithos Inactive Account Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brisbane, QLD, AUS Posts: 3,261	Shag me, a DOXA SUB?! I've underestimated you, Damn Brit. The man has excellent taste. As you for pickup lines, I'm a fan of "No, I'm not happy to see you, that's just a Platinum Visa in my pocket."

09-03-2008, 10:11 PM	#13
lithos Inactive Account Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brisbane, QLD, AUS Posts: 3,261	(You a Cussler fan, DB?)

09-03-2008, 10:26 PM	#14
Damn Brit Guest	Originally posted by lithos (You a Cussler fan, DB?) Yeah, the watch is #637 of the Cussler special edition. I wanted one ever since Jacques Couseau started wearing one (he helped develop it) but I was a kid then. Cussler revived my desire and three years ago my lovely wife bought me one for Christmas. While we are asking questions of each other, what the f!@# is the boot test? The line that works for me here in the US is "Do you have any English in you? No, well would you like some?"

09-03-2008, 10:34 PM	#15
lithos Inactive Account Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brisbane, QLD, AUS Posts: 3,261	Man, I always wanted one of the black PVD Doxas, except with an orange dial instead of a black one. The Boot Test is used to compare value-for-money between cameras. If someone comes up to you with a Canon ID Mk. III or a Nikon D3, saying theirs is a better camera in all aspects, calmy state that Pentax does better in the Boot Test. The Boot Test is when you, with your Pentax, and the other guy, with his expensive Canon or Nikon both kick ("boot") your cameras (with lenses) into the nearest available body of water. You then see who's more out of pocket, and that person's camera fails the boot test.